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Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)15:24:12 UTC+13 No.522834785 File: 1387765452870.jpg-(18 KB, 420x480, 1380005391335.jpg) >Be almost blackout drunk >stumbling home after a night of heavy drinking >9/10 QT walking in-front of me >She accidentally drops her purse without realizing >I pick it up, and yell out to her >Too drunk to explain she dropped her purse, end up sluring some gibberish instead >She looks afraid, starts walking more quickly >I run after her >She is terrified, thinks I'm a r----- or something >She begins sprinting >l just need to get closer to her to show her the purse and she will understand >I've almost caught up to her >She accidentally trips in her high-heels and face-plants >Her nose looks broken >Blood everywhere >She starts screaming >bystanders across the street see us and run to her aid >Oh f---. People will think I mugged her or something >Without thinking, I sprint the other way >Get home safely, pass out >Wake up and find I still have her purse >Mfw laccidentally stole a woman's purse >Few days later- local news article says she was mugged and they are searching for the perpetrator >For some reason, she identified me as being a black guy >l'm white >Mfw Nobody ever found out it was me

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