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>Be me, 15 >Have a cousin who is 22, sexy redhead short stack >Had a massive crush on her since puberty but never got to see her since she lives halfway across the country, but she's always uploading bikini pics on Facebook >Fap to the pictures every night >One summer family goes to visit >Super nervous because I know I'm going to spend the entire week rock hard >Her older brother takes me and her out to a lakeside cabin with some of their friends and their boy/girlfriends >Adults all get piss drunk >Girls decide to have a stripping contest, since they're all coupled up and drunk as s--- >Cousin's turn comes up and l'm already hard from the show, on the verge of busting >Watch her strip, can't take my eyes off of her gorgeous body >Everyone laughs at me for being so obviously horny while my cousin is dancing naked >Eventually everyone goes to bed, couples try to f--- but are too drunk to do much >At about three in the morning I feel a tap on my shoulder >Still mad about being laughed at and feeling lonely, so I pretend to be asleep >Fumbling fingers pull my blanket down and I stay still >My pajama pants come off next >I stay frozen, hardly able to even breathe, scared as f---, eyes fly open >It's my cousin, totally nude, bedroom eyes on full blast, breath smells like alcoholic s--- >"Tyler fell asleep on me. I need someone who isn't drunk." >Straddles me >l'm still frozen, but my heart is racing and my d--- is throbbing painfully >She spits in her hand and rubs my c--- with it >Almost c-- right there >Slowly lowers herself on my d--- and moves my hands up to her t--- >Can't f------ take it >Three thrusts later I blow the hugest load of my entire life >She doesn't even seem to notice but keeps riding D--- is still sensitive and it almost hurts, but I can't even speak, throat is too dry >Minutes later I feel her p---- clench and she moans in ecstasy >Wake up next morning and she's gone from the room >She never spoke of it, not sure if she even remembers > I do

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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