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: Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:51:45 No.18230905 D uwu boysmell!!!!! teeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* きた春が。 10 KB PNG : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:54:20 No.18230922 boysmell! boysmell??? boysmell... BOYSMELL!!! boys..uwu..boys!!!! 676 KB PNG : Elizaaaa !!twN744YEzBp 12/19/20(Sat)01:57:57 No.18230945 Save some boysmell for meeeeee uwu 1.25 MB GIF : Anonymous 12/19/20(Sat)01:59:04 No.18230950 this is the worst f------ board

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 08/02/21(Mon)12:52:04 No.860168561 >be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you 186 KB PNG shopping for your sister or cousin?" >"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some w----- for my GI Joes"

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I went on a tinder date yesterday and this is how it went >Meet at a coffee shop >we order our coffees and i paid for hers. it was only $5 so f--- it >talking and getting to know eachother >some subtle flirting 1.48 MB PNG >going pretty well, she seems to be enjoying my company >"ughh i have to wake up early tomorrow to take my 4th booster shot" >"oh btw are you vaccinated, anon?" >"no because i dont think that it is necesessary for me to take the vaccine. im healthy, and i workout 5 days a week" >"why would you choose to not take the vaccine? that is so selfish of you. dont you know that people like you are overwhelming our healthcare system?" >"no people like me are fine, its the people with underlying health issues and particularly obese people that are clogging up the hospitals" >"NO THATS NOT TRUE! all of those people clogging up the hospitals are unvaccinated and if people like you would just take the vaccine we would already be back to normal life" >"we are back to normal. nothing is in lockdown. why are you so adament about other people taking a vaccine that has been proven to be ineffective?" >"Why are you such an antivax idiot? maybe stop watching fox news and listen to actual science and research." >"how many peer reviewed research on vaccine effacacy have you read? probably none because you are a stupid c---." >"f--- you" she then stood up and left. why are women like this? why is my vaccination status of such high concern for these f------ women? i wouldnt

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Anon is overthinking as a habit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:25:33 No.67642586 >just went to popeyes >got sandwich >don't remember if i gave the lady my card at the window >tfw might have accidentally stole the sandwich 17 KB PNG well boys looks like i might be going to jail.i won't be sleeping tonight.

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DB0402A2-2FED-41A5-B662-DEA10B479DCC.jpg 71 KB JPG Heres your beautiful ukrainian refugee gf. Whats wrong? You don't like? >>362823568 # >>362823607 # >>362824221 # >>362824336 # >>362824387 # >>362824593 # rpovigorokliveoumatcomCeorKerpo

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: Anonymous 04/22/21(Thu)09:19:45 No.852672830 >be me >Be audiophile >Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format >Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment >finally find song >It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B 9 KB JPG >Finally listen to song >Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field >Makes slight hiss in my headphones >Instantly s--- and throw up over myself >Be safe out there fellow audiophiles

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File: 1645516495189.png (653 KB, 626x793) O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:08:59 No.67637478 ► >67637523 Being online daily for the last decade has made me retarded hasn't it? O Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:16:34 No.67637523 >>67637478 (OP) don't confuse cause and effect, anon

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: Anonymous (ID: XBJamWBx ) 03/03/22(Thu)13:56:45 No.364923686 41 an2.jpg 168 KB JPG The Russians just deployed 40 biplanes to jam Ukraine's antiaircraft networks >alright Yuri, heres the plan >you go up there in this biplane >the Ukies will shoot you down, wasting some of their AA ammo >>364924908 # >>364934106 # >>364943278 # >>364944432 #

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Anonymous (ID: QE/RSOAO ) EI3 03/03/22(Thu)15:59:13 No.364946655 >go on website where the average age is a 12 year old boy >website is specifically for video games for 12 year old boys >take your clothes off and perform sex acts on camera on 69 KB JPG this website >get paid $2,000,000 a month for 5 years doing this

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: Anonymous 04/06/18(Fri)21:03:40 No.765096120 Well... >Be me >Amateur rapper >Spend hours daily writing verses >Finally get a show >Fuckyesnotgonnabeawagecuck.midi >Night of the show 79KB JPG >Get really f------ tense when I see the crowd must be like 200 people there >forget all my f------ lines >Mfw >Awkwardly start to mumble what I think my lines are into the microphone >THEY F------ START SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT >mfw the last few years of my life have been a waste of time when I could have mumbled f------ anything and been rly successful

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: Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. B >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. 44 KB JPG > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

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>tfw you'll never get to be a stone age caveman I wish I could live as a primitive, cave- dwelling, animalistic man like you wouldn't f------ believe. Imagine how much better they had it: >Wake up at 9:30 in the morning, don' 106 KB JPG know, just know that bright orb in the sky is up and shining through the vegetation and into your cave where your tribe lives >take a s--- in the middle of the forest and wash yourself in the river >take a spear and go with two other men and trek for 20 miles into the wilderness >get into a tree and plunge a deer with your spear >haul dead dear back to your cave for another 20 miles >eat every part of the deer >other tribe member f---- with you >smash in the head of other tribe member >let out a barbaric roar >go to sleep >repeat until you die at around 31, who gives a f--- you don't even know nor care about death and it's probably more enjoyable than doing the grueling s--- everyday

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