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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)23:07:52 No.873677303 >have random back pain, probably from sitting wrong >bad at googling so I go on reddit to ask for advice on how to fix it >the medical question sub asks you to 199 KB JPG state your general stats to save time, age weight and gender etc >do it because l'd gain nothing from being banned >instead of helping they start roasting me for being a 5'6, 120lbs grown-ass man

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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1618542645521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >l do not sleep >l only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >l hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)20:24:10 No.64167936 >be me >18 years old no gf or real social life or job >heavily depressed >go to stay with my dad for a while >my parents are split up >realise I don't have any money for 144 KB PNG cigarettes >ask my dad if I can work with him to earn a bit of money >dad works as a carpenter >tells me I can work with him for the week and he would pay me on Friday >start working on Monday through to Friday >probably the hardest I've ever worked >end of the week rolls by and I'm in the van with my dad >he gives me the money and starts talking >"I'm proud of you anon, you showing initiative and asking to work with me made me happier than I can ever imagine" I didn't buy the cigarettes I haven't smoked in about a year Thanks dad

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: Anonymous (ID: USYS8J46) 03/02/22(Wed)14:53:19 No.364700127 >walk 10 feet into Ukrainian territory >stop >refuse to elaborate 462 KB PNG 18 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)16:08:57 No.873686677 >watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >XxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven't the slightest clue why 255 KB JPG The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

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: Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)17:57:40 No.52771831 >one chance at life >parents name you pheonix yes, that is the actual spelling 10 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:01:50 No.52771891 >>52771831 (OP) # >one chance at life >Thurman I CAN'T EVEN F------ SHORTEN IT REEEEEEEE 114 KB PNG >>52772118 # >>52772175 # >>52772688 # >>52772696 # >>52772722 # >>52773112 # >>52773312 # >>52773328 # >>52773372 # >>52773532 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:17:12 No.52772118 >>52771891 # f------ THURMAN 411 KB JPG >>52772696 # : Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)18:20:51 No.52772175 >>52771891 # Ahahah sup thurman

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: Anonymous 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking 7 KB JPG habit >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)14:58:30 No.65765485 >ask black guy if were allowed to bench in the squat rack? >he shrugs and says "idk I see other people doing it" >automatically say "monkey see monkey do" >he looks like he's about to hit me then 10 KB JPG walks off Im so retarded h--------

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: Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:03:22 No.49347279 >be me >fat neet >no gf obviously >have a oneitis type crush >would literally do anything to get her 20 KB JPG >start dieting and exercising >stop jerking off dry, instead buy fleshlight and lube >feelsgoodman >start really liking the fleshlight >decide to give it a name >the same name as my oneitis >decide to tell it to her as a compliment >get blocked : Anonymous 11/18/18(Sun)07:05:39 No.49347304 >>49347279 (OP) # >decide to tell it to her as a compliment 31 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)07:50:25 No.67623345 >Be Me >Be Younger >Be Somewhat Retarded >Be EFL, but don't understand the euphemism "Jerking Off" >Somehow think that it just means wasting time and not doing anything productive. >Use the phrase constantly for years. 10 KB JPG Friends: "Hey Anon, what are you doing this weekend?" >l dunno, just jerking off I guess Teachers: "Hey Anon, why didn't you finish your assignment?" >Sorry I spent all last night jerking off. Stacy: "Are you going to the dance Anon?" >Naw, I will probably just stay home and j-------. Siblings: "Help with the chores Anon!" >No! Just leave me alone to j------- Coach: "You gained some weight in the off season Anon." >Ya, sorry, to much jerking off. Grandmother: "Did you like spending the week with us Anon." >It was great Grandma, but I think I jerked off to much Boss: "You gonna finish everything this sprint?" >Ya if I can keep from jerking off. The list goes on and on but ... >No one corrects me >No one challenges me >No one disciplines me >Most are unsure how to react >Turn 30, cold boot understanding.exe >Learn soon after that I am generally known as the j------- guy. What the f---? How did all the normies let me do this for years? In retrospect maybe it was kind of a life hack with how much it put everyone off balance while I was totally oblivious. But overall, probably not a great trade off for always being known as the j------- guy.

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: Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)23:07:52 No.873677303 >have random back pain, probably from sitting wrong >bad at googling so I go on reddit to ask for advice on how to fix it >the medical question sub asks you to 199 KB JPG state your general stats to save time, age weight and gender etc >do it because l'd gain nothing from being banned >instead of helping they start roasting me for being a 5'6, 120lbs grown-ass man

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