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: Anonymous 02/20/22(Sun)00:12:02 No.872993953 >match girl on tinder >she wants to f--- >talk for a bit >get nudes >get hotel room >f--- >ghost her >threaten to send nudes to work place 6 KB PNG if she doesn't pay me >pays me hotel room amount and a extra 20$ >never hear from her again 9 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon is a teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)20:19:03 No.872110217 >girl in class I teach cries >took her a lot of courage to call a company and ask for an internship >company rejects her in a very rude way >whole class decided to flood the 8 KB PNG company with bad google reviews I'm proud of these little f----

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Anon thinks taiwan is not real | /r/Greentext

>YES HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY CAPABLE OF MAKING THIS ON THEIR OWN FROM SCRATCH. >WELL MAYBE ACTUALLY 15 PEOPLE ON EARTH 130 KB JPG >NO YOU CAN'T MEET THEM NOR KNOW THEIR NAMES >"TSMC" FACTORY LOCATED IN "TAIWAN" MAKES 98% OF ALL CHIPS IN THE WORLD, FROM CARS, AIRPLANES OR FRIDGES >NO YOU CAN'T GO TO TAKE A LOOK IN THE FACTORY BECAUSE..YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY >TAIWAN DOES EXIST, JUST LOOK AT GOOGLE STREET VIEW OKAY totally not aliens btw

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Looking for Chips at the local Burger place | /r/Greentext

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Anon is Mischievous | /r/Greentext

nymous 01/03/11(Mon)03:18 No.82949026 1294042721340.jpg-(29 KB, 303x293, 129369200 >go to friends house >he has a humidifier >pour two liter of rootbeer into it >leave

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Anon puts his faith in Allah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:42:08 No.67483873 >mom slowly dying of stage 4 cancer >5 stages of denial >randomly remember my crippling hijab p--- addiction i used to have years ago >eventually start doing muslim prayers and recite quran verses some p--- redditor recommended >3 months later >mom is cancer free(not remission, its actually gone and very unlikely to come back) Im unironically converting to Islam next week. They are also right about 570 KB PNG Igbt and women : Anonymous 02/18/22(Fri)17:43:35 No.67483904 >>67483873 (OP) # Clearly your interpretation of Islam is more accurate than what Muslims present though, it's not just praying to Allah but also fapping to hijab p---.

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Anon let's the retard take his thunder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:16:45 No.872970136 >be me, from Russia but live in Germany >2nd grade, around 2005 >get homework to research if we can find other kinds of units for length that is not common in Germany >get home, google >one website tells me some people use "foot" 177 KB JPG >f------ foot >think this is a scam and they just want to prank people >f--- it and just go play video games or something >back at school >teacher asks if someone wants to present their foundings >some kid legit says foot and gets praised >realize there are legit retards who use foot as a measurement >mfw When did you fınd out that americans are retarded? 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)20:54:13 No.872971162 put me in the screenshot

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Anon is haunted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG 20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?

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Anon gets called a misogynist by w*men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/22(Sat)10:47:56 No.872089971 >gf gets frequent UTIS >gf gets prescribed a heavy UTI antibiotic to take prophylactically >antibiotic makes her feel nauseous and gives her headaches and she has to take it after everytime we have sex >antibiotic also may cause issues 9 KB JPG when pregnant/breastfeeding and can cause kidney damage with long term use >ask her to go talk to her gynecologist during her next appointment >gynecologist pretty much shrugs and says its the only real option >concerned what long-term use of antibiotic will do to her so decided to ask a girl forum if they have similar experiences or advice. >get called a misogynist, and a p------------ for thinking I know better when I'm a man and don't know what it's like and I should shut up because I'm a typical a------ man who thinks he knows better than my gf or her doctor >just care about my girlfriend and wanted some other anecdotal stories >ask again the next day but leave out the part I'm a guy asking for my girlfriend >get actual real advice and similar stories but yes...please tell me more of how men are more toxic than women.

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Anon plays fortnite | /r/Greentext

>be me >download fortnite >kill like 15 twelve year olds easily >they barely even fight back >play fortnite

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will anon regret this ? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/19/22(Sat)13:14:54 No.67490764 >be me >early thirties >still living with parents and earning $44k/yr >deciding to do away with dating and friendships and spend nearly all my free time aimlessly driving at That Feet 389 KB JPG night - the one thing I truly enjoy in life >just me, my little stick shift Hyundai and my job to earn the gas money I need Will I regret this robots?

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No rest stop | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 10/14/20(Wed)11:37:57 No.140706471 File: 1533297505203.jpg (45 KB, 793x786) >>140708252 >>140709041 >>140710163 >>140705670 (OP) # >Sitting down in an empty public toilet cubicle taking a s--- >Some guy takes the stall next to me >Feel awkward, so I try to break the ice and ask him if he likes movies >He doesn't respond >Start getting nervous, repeat my question but this time louder >He says "not really" >Ask him if he's heard of Drive >He says "No" >Feel kinda mad and hit the wall of the stall that he's on in a fit of rage >Instantly regret it >Say "Sorry" >He doesn't respond >Feel really bad >Hold some money under the stall as a peace offering >He doesn't take it >Tell him to take it >He says no >Feel really freaked out so I wipe, get up and leave >Wait outside the door of the toilet to apologise >See him come out >Say "I just want to apologise" >He says "F--- off"

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anon gets topped regularly | /r/Greentext

Anonymous She knows 12/03/21(Fri)22:30:24 No.23437507 images (1).jpg 7 KB JPG >come out as bi to mom >she is surprised but supportive >asks a lot of questions >asks if I'm a top or a bottom >I don't answer for a sec and nervously say that it's private >She knows that I'm a bottom :|

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