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: Anonymous 03/19/18(Mon)12:21:55 No.4398047: ITT: Post your arch-nemesis and why lays I'll start. >Be me >In college 560 KB JPG >Work at burger place on campus (will be left unnamed for privacy) >Not fancy, but not fast food either >Theres this one tard that walks in pretty much every f------ day without his parents >hes like 10 or something >We'll call him Big Tard (he was, to put it lightly, very chubby) >Smells like he hasn't showered in his lifetime >No idea how he even gets here >Every time he comes, he asks for "poato chip" >We don't have potato chips >Whenever I tell him, he gets visibly upset and stands there a while, then f---- off >Tell my manager >She says not to worry about it, leave the guy alone, hes probably just a kid with a mental disability Fast forward to a week or so after I tell my manager >Big Tard comes in with a bright idea >Asks for "potato chip" as usual >I tell him the same thing, trying my best to stay calm >He shouts at the top of his lungs "WHERE IS MY POTATO CHIP" >hes never shouted like this before >tell him to calm down, i dont have any, tell him that theres a convenience store like 2 blocks away >"MOMMY SAID I CAN HAVE POTATO CHIP" >Throws an absolute f------ tantrum >People sitting down look at me like I've done something horrible >He eventually gets tired and leaves after like 10 minutes of tantruming >One customer goes up to me >"You can't treat that kid like that" >Explain >He asks for my manager >Manager gets p----- (she's kinda uptight) >She gives me an official warning >p----- the next day >Big Tard comes in >ohno.png >He does the same f------ thing as the previous day >Manager sees >She gets p----- AGAIN >noneofthisismyfault.jpg >She f------ WRITES ME UP >That night, I begin to plan revenge on my bitch of a boss, but mostly on Big Tard >Want to get them both in one blow >idea.mp4 >Run to store >Buy bag of potato chips The next day >Thursday >l have closing duty on Thursdays (will be important later) >big Tard walks in >Demands potato chip >Tell him that I can order some for him to be shipped in, but l'll need his mommy's phone number >He doesn't even f------ question it >An hour later, he shows up with a sticky note with a phone number on it >Note absolutely reeks, don't want to touch it, but the revenge will be worth it >Tell him to come tomorrow at 8 AM sharp (when the store opens) >Say that there will be potato chips right behind the counter no matter what >He's a little annoyed about waiting, but he f---- off for the day A few hours later >Everyone else leaves >Before closing >Tape potato chips under countertop The next day >Call in sick to work >Manager always is the one who covers the counter when I'm gone >Grab phone >Ask friend to drive me to restaurant >He agrees >Tell him to park across the street and stay for a while >He's a bit confused, but he listens >Big Tard waiting outside before store opens, desperate to get in >Pull out phone, open camera >Zoom in on Big Tard (brand new phone, so I can zoom in pretty far with decent video quality) >Start recording > Store opens >Manager hasn't noticed potato chips taped to counter >Big Tard walks in >Demands "potato chip" >Manager says the usual >He tells her about the order I supposedly placed >She has no clue >He gets f------ p----- >She says she has no clue what hes talking about >He climbs over the f------ counter >She tries to stop him >He f------ PUNCHES HER with all of his tard strength >He sees the chips I planted and immediately rips them out from the tape >Screams louder than ever before right into manager's ear "LIAR! LIARI STEALING MY POTATO CHIPI" >She tries to restrain him >He kicks her shin and steps on her foot >Runs out the door >I have it all on video >Send to his mom The next day >Manager p----- at me but worth it >Big Tard walks in with mom >She apologizes for everything he's done >Big Tard never shows up again >Victory >>43981146 # >>43981764 # >>43982074 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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