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Anonymous 49013359 2 hr. ago •. Gave up comfy semi-neet life for p----. >Start Uni >Have a 1bd apartment, tv, pc, and all my favorite vidya > All payed for by student loans( The Devil's neet bucks) >Live this comfy life for 3 years straight >One day while walking home see a skelly kitty. >Take her back to my place and feed her. >Plan on taking her to the shelter >Never got around to it >One day kitty stops eating or drinking or playing. >This happened for three days straight and on the third day I panicked and wen to the urgent care vet. >Vet says something is stuck in her tummy >She asks if they can proceed with surgery. >Do what you gotta do n---- >Operation is successful, f--- yes. >Vet hands me the bill. 13.6 kB JPG >THREE THOUSAND F------ DOLLARS >Tell them I cant pay for this s--- >She says "Hey you can do a payment plan. But if you miss one payment for more than two months, a collection agency will be up on your ass. >Agree. sign some papers and start looking for a job >Takes a f------ month to finally get one interview as cashier at a BP station. >Trump'seconomy.pdf >My life now consists of going to school, then work, then studying, then playing with the little one. >Every night, her tiny 3 month body sleeps on my belly. I think its worth it bros.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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