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Anon is a taxi driver | /r/Greentext
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![File: cursed.png (552 KB, 840x743) Anonymous 05/31/20(Sun)09:14:01 No.58423748 [Reply] oh god I just remembered something >be me in 8th grade >going for a walk in the neighbourhood >meet someone I know from school >"hey anon what are you doing?" >for some reason I think it would be weird to tell him that Im just going for a walk >"Im on my way to the store to buy eh milk" >he leaves but now Im scared of meeting him again and him finding out that I lied to him about the milk >now actually go to the store and buy milk >cant bring the milk home because then my parents will ask questions and I cant tell them >also dont want to throw the milk away >sit outside and drink 1L of milk >feel sick >go home >cry Did something like this happen to anybody else?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/309/450/416.jpg "Anon has social anxiety | /r/Greentext")
![☐sad exclusive bottom thoughts Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:01:33 No.30758047 ► >>30758074 >>30758113 >be f----- >parents are pretty okay with it, they were pretty surprised when i came out but not in a bad way >bring home my first long term bf over spring break >he's really attractive, tall, i met him when a friend took me as a guest to the soccer club >him and my parents get along really well >day 2, after breakfast >i'm washing the dishes, mom's outside mowing the grass >overhear him and my dad talking about sports in the living room >suddenly he makes a joke about how i didn't even know what a soccer ball looked like when i met him >dad's voice gets more serious >"[bf], you will not do anything to hurt anon, you understand me?" >"you will not lay a hand on him or so help me" Shf >bf promises not to >quickly shut the door because i thought they heard me breathing >ffw to dinner >we're drinking wine and sharing stories when i realise my head's been on bf's shoulder this entire time >i'm literally cuddling into him like a needy dumbass in front of my parents why the f--- am i like this... i don't want to be such an obvious bottom i didn't think they knew... Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:03:05 No.30758074 >>30758087 >>30758047 (OP) Nice humble brag Anonymous 04/30/23(Sun)09:04:08 No.30758087 ► >>30758074 i'm not f------ bragging i'm literally my dad's daughter in his eyes now.. i'm a man not a troon, now he's going to leave me my grandma's pearls instead of the mustang in the garage Imao](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/580/313/e3b.png "Anon got topped and now is sad. | /r/Greentext")
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