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: Anonymous 07/03/21(Sat)12:57:03 No.64418543 >be me >madly in love with a girl >tried to shoot my shot with her but only got blocked from all of her social media >her insta, fb, and twitter are set to private and she doesn't accept my fake accounts 31 KB JPG >be sad >realize if I really want her I should try harder >find her linkedin and find out she's currently a manager at a starbucks >use my researching abilities to find her phone number >text her >she replies, first interaction we've had in over a year and a half >almost coom of happiness >tell her who am I >she asks me how I got her phone number >tell her my life is meaningless without her I deserve to get a least a chance with her >she threatens to block me >tell her that wont stop me cause I could easily fake a phone number and she needs to give me one chance so I can show her how I've grown as a person >she doesn't wanna go out >be desperate >grab an airsoft gun that looks real, point it to my temple and take a selfie >send her to her and tell her if she doesn't go out with me just one date (that's all I need) I'll shoot myself >a little melodramatic but I was desperate >she finally agrees >got a date with her this sunday night at olive garden's We're gonna make it anons :)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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