Anon is a raptor. | /r/Greentext
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![| Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)13:51:50 No.871980071 [Reply] ► >Be me, grade A virgin >Cousin got sad after seeing my plight, and decided to set me up on a blind date >l didn't have any hopes, but still went forward with the date >We were supposed to meet over dinner >She was decent looking 5/10 >She asked the waiter to bring the most expensive wine >ThisFuckingBitch.mp3 >l didn't want to be rude, so I didn't say anything, but I was worried she would financially suck me dry >She ordered expensive food on the menu as well >I knew I was grandly f----- >I then decided to excuse myself to the restroom to cool down >Took some time and figured it would be in my best interest to just bail >And I did just that >My cousin started blasting my phone with several missed calls and expletive messages >Switched off my phone, jerked off and went to sleep](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/304/250/e6e.png "Anon goes on expensive date | /r/Greentext")
![File: 20211222_115606.jpg (76 KB, 768x960) Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)08:47:29 No.67277921 [Reply] >>67278368 >be me, 17 >walking back home from school >long way home, 2km/1,25 miles >random qt3.14 hugs me from behind and greets me like an old friend >"I think you got the wrong person" >"What do you mean, Edward? Quit messing around, dude" >my name isn't Edward >notice dude behind her and realize >pretend it was a joke, retard chit-chat while planning next move >greet dude and make up some b------- about her coming home with me for important school stuff >he gives up quickly and let us go >didn't seem like an evil stalker just desperate and misguided >cross street, as soon as we lose sight of the stalker she thanks me profusely >walk her to a bus stop and wait with her >like a couple all the way with my hand over her shoulder and hers around my hip >she pecks my cheek before getting on the bus >never see her again 4 years later, still the closest I got to a woman. Post whitepills and disregard blackpill f------](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/304/223/456.png "anon interacts with a woman | /r/Greentext")
