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> be me > actually have a really good life, get girls, etc > get sad every once in a while > go on 4chan and thank God I'm not like any of you degenerates > thx guys 3 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 01/31/22(Mon)22:04:16 No.67231606 >be me >average 25 year old man >grew up in a deeply religious family >be 8 years old and start seeing things >usually angels and ghosts >be at church and see angels like 267 KB JPG pic related >tell family and they realize I have a gift but tell me not to tell anyone so the establishment doesn't find out >literally see my granny once she pass away >little angels are usually sitting somewhere looking at me and mouthing words but cant hear them >they seem ethereal almost unreal >over time start hearing sounds >usually stuff like knocks and random sounds >little angels start making sounds but cant understand what they're saying >be later >start hearing mumbles and unintelligible conversations >realize I can hear people prayers >be one night >wake up at the middle of the night and see an angel sitting on the corner of my room and decide to talk to him >angel finally speaks clearly >angel tells me how the humanity has corrupted and how we are in our path of damnation which I had already noticed >angel reveals my truth and my mission >l'm the second coming of Jesus >my memories have been erased but I was send to save men >tell family about it and the don't seem convinced but tell me to not tell anyone so (((they))) don't get me institutionalized >Literally trying to save humanity but no one wants to hear me Anons im desperate right now. We are all in danger. The end is near and nobody wants to listen to me. I dont know what to do View Thread

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: Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)19:01:23 No.62658503 >finish c-------- >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get 33 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/08/21(Mon)20:36:36 No.62659783 Smoking inside is gross and you deserve this.

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File: 1358705525070.jpg-(13 KB, 342x246, 1349645695422.jpg) Anonymous (ID: RTxpnhsh) 01/20/13(Sun)13:12:05 No.452424189 >2 hours ago >having a--- with 9/10 GF for the first time in years >feelsgoodman.jpg >enjoying it for about 10 minutes until feel a foreign object in GF's ass >ohgodno >pull d--- out >expect it to be covered in s--- >nope >f------ tapeworm wrapped around d--- >can feel it constricting my d---, trying to retract back into GF's ass >fight the urge to vomit and pull the rest of it out >stretches to 6 feet and then stops >GF asks "anon y did you stop?" >sees worm >has a m------------ panic attack >starts screaming and puking and s------- everywhere all over my bedsheets >oh god the smell >parents barge in and see both of us naked and covered in puke and s--- with a tapeworm sticking our of her ass >mom faints >dad pukes >dad calls 911 >ambulance comes and picks up GF >parents go back to bed >we spend the rest of the night trying to pretend this s--- didn't happen >l sleep downstairs on the couch, not bothering to clean my sheets >cant sleep >mfw

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: Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)11:24:31 No.871971968 >Let's say, hypothetically, that l'm hunting you for sport >Now, you may infact run >But, as things stand, you cannot hide >given the only thing that can stop me is an announcement from today's sponsor: 21 KB JPG Birch Gold >and you on the other hand, can only run so long as your feeble body allows it >it's reasonable for me to say that you should just give up >in fact, I would go so far as to say that your death is the only logical conclusion of our encounter >therefore, you are merely delaying the inevitable >now, you may be in fear as I cleave your rib cage in two >you may in fact beg for mercy, appealing to my sense of compassion >however, this would be a colossal mistake >you see, what you fail to understand is... >Axe don't care about your feelings

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: Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:31:01 No.46671113 >be me >sad and depressed >mom comes over >she makes pancakes Thanks mom, i love you 7 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:33:39 No.46671147 >be me >loser working dead end job barely enough to pay rent >no friends, dont talk to co workers >depressed >mom comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock groceries >cleans my place >never asks for anything Reminder to love your mom.

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