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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)07:59:50 No.67277422 >finally get date with girl >bring her to my apartment to f--- >we go into my room to watch netflix >she sees that i have two monitors, light up keyboard, ect >makes weird face 28 KB JPG >wont even sit close to me >ubers home 30 mins later 8 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 08/06/21(Fri)03:26:24 No.62913490 >>62912980 (OP) # i'm already married but when i hang out with my single friends, to help them hook with some beautiful chicks, i spot the classic couple of good looking girl with fat friend and go for the fat friend, offering her a drink etc. while i'm busy distracting the whale i send my friend to the hot chick, that is now demoralised because she thought the guys would hit on her and not on the whale and most of the time my friend succeeds. when i see they succeded, i tell the hambeast that i was just pretending to be interested because i wanted my friend to have a chance with the beautiful girl, and then leave her alone, go back home to my beautiful wife and laugh with her at the fat chick who is now alone and probably binge drinking so she'll be even fatter the next day. never thought life could be this good

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: Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:31:01 No.46671113 >be me >sad and depressed >mom comes over >she makes pancakes Thanks mom, i love you 7 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/09/18(Mon)14:33:39 No.46671147 >be me >loser working dead end job barely enough to pay rent >no friends, dont talk to co workers >depressed >mom comes over every week to cook several days worth of food and restock groceries >cleans my place >never asks for anything Reminder to love your mom.

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: Anonymous 03/06/19(Wed)20:06:08 No.794330457 getting people in trouble stories thread i'll start >be me >be at friends birthday party a few days ago >we're at a hibachi 119 KB JPG restaurant >me and a few other friends f------ around talking about anime games all that good s--- >One of my friends shows me how to use airdrop on my iphone >want to try it out >see a family sitting at another table >see that the mom also has an iphone >see kid playing with a nintendo switch >idea.jpg >change my phones name to nintendo switch >wait for her to turn on her phone >send her anime lewds >message pops up as nintendo switch would like to share an image with you >mom sees this >thisgonbegood.wav >the mom looks at the kid"JASON WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ON YOUR SWITCH >the kid shows his switch to her "i'm playing sonic" >the mom shows the kid her phone and asks " then why is my phone saying nintendo switch would like to share an image with you" >she shows the kid her phone >kid try's defending himself >mom doesn't believe him and takes away his switch >try not to burst into laughter pic related

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Anonymous I 12/25/21(Sat)17:14:40 No.157089133 ► >be romanian >go to French >talk in english with locals >they barely speak it and tried being arrogant with their smug face to me >I switch to romanian language with thick accent >they looked worried and left >Go to Spain >few spanish n----- approach me >I respond in romanian with thick accent again >they bend their heads and left >Go to Italy >speake a bit of italian >Some sicilian tattooed fatass ask me to borrow him few bucks with a threatening tone >I remembered what I did in France and Spain and switch to romanian again. >Never saw a fatty walking away that fast before. Didnt knew our language is that spooky to european's ears.

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: Anonymous Asking a girl out 11/14/20(Sat)18:25:14 No.60909992 >be me >20yrs old >Lifes good >Ask some girl I found attractive out >She refuses >Lifes still good How are you doing my fellow 78 KB JPG frogposters?

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: Anonymous 02/04/22(Fri)07:59:50 No.67277422 >finally get date with girl >bring her to my apartment to f--- >we go into my room to watch netflix >she sees that i have two monitors, light up keyboard, ect >makes weird face 28 KB JPG >wont even sit close to me >ubers home 30 mins later 8 Replies View Thread

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