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![| File: br604qkbxqgq-2.jpg (11 KB, 139x199) Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)21:45:23 No.871596110 [Reply] >7 years ago >working a McDonalds >one customer I will never forget >comes up to the counter >thick foreign accent, not sure where she's from >first time ever coming to McDonald's >tells me excitedly in really bad English >orders 14 hamburgers >orders up >she opens one up and says "NO" >starts holding bun towards me >"uhhh uh yellow" >explain that it's mustard sauce >"NO NO, yellow square" >figure she wants cheeseburgers >refund her and re-ring her for cheeseburgers and redo orders >takes her 14 cheeseburgers >eats about 6 and then asks for a bag for the rest >asks if she can take a picture before I bag them for her >l don't care, go for it >unwraps one and takes picture on weird off brand smart phone >"the friends I have elsewhere will decide this is not truth, I have taken picture for those ones" >smiles and leaves idk where you are cheeburger lady but I hope to be as happy as you are about the simple s--- one day](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/300/503/ded.png "Anon works fast food | /r/Greentext")
![File: 8446E918-99A1-4534-B65C-6(...).png (436 KB, 860x1044) O Anonymous 01/29/22(Sat)01:21:47 No.871589023 [Reply] >>871589387 >be asleep >have to take a s--- >know I'm dreaming because background is obviously unrealistic >wake up >take a huge s--- >confused I didn't hear a splash from the toilet water >wake up in real life >my ass and underwear is completely covered in s--- How has your Friday been b](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/300/442/f14.jpg "Anon is dreaming | /r/Greentext")
