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: Anonymous 01/28/22(Fri)00:35:38 No.871541535 >Be American >Want to go to the liquor store before it closes at 11pm >Get in my beast of a truck >Start engine, windows rattle up and down the street, the earth quakes in fear >Turn on brights, the resulting beam of 131 KB JPG light instantly blinds a passing jogger for life and bleaches a black Nissan Rogue completely white >Rev the engine, every window within 3 blocks is shattered from the sonic boom, the jogger is now dead >Fire up the ol' Toby Keith CD, all beer in town mysteriously vanishes >Start driving to the liquor store >The earth shakes >Asphalt is torn out by my wheels, and is left scattered on what was once a road >Casually drive over a compact, killing the entire family inside >Shouldn't have been in the passing lane >Get to the liquor store >Buy the store >Should be enough for a night or two >Call up redneck friends "Whooegetyarassesuperewegonnahaveusafire!" >Drive home >In the distance rumbling not unlike a thunderstorm grows closer >The earth begins to tremble, then to shake once more >Crack open a bud light >The echoing rumble quickly turns into a thunderous cacophony >Can hardly maintain balance, the house threatens to collapse >As I see a multitude of custom, beat up, and old trucks crest the horizon, the earth gives in >The entire state of Georgia crumbles and ceases to exist

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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