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File: 1372962827556 gif-(426 KB, 500x282, whathaveidone gif) Anonymous (ID: CmZth2jV) 07/04/13(Thu)14:33:47 No.491101037 This happened a few years ago, I just wanted to share >be me >have random idea to prank call someone for the first time in my life >decide to be original and craft my own call >thirty minutes go by >eureka >pick someone randəm in phone book >call CN >girl picks up, maybe thirteen >Girl: "Hello?" >Me: "Is this the Suicide Hotline?" >G "Uh, no this is the Smith household." >M: "F--- I CANT DO ANYTHING RICHT" >høld phone up to computer, play gunshot sound effect >drop phone, leave it off the hook: >G. OH MY GOD, DADI DAD SOMEONE JUST SHOT THEMSELVES! >she starts crying, runs away >hear dad asking her to calm down and explain >l assume she does all I can hear is sobbing dad starts freaking out >dad tries to calm her down 2says something along the lines of "We'll be okay, at least it wasn't someone we know." >she gets angry, screams something like. "HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?", walks off >dad sits down by phone, starts weeping >i hang up the phone. >fiw I have permanently scarred a family >ffw I have strained and may have broken the løving relationship between father and daughter >tfw the daughter is probably in therapy right now And that was the last time I ever prank called someone.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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