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: Anonymous 07/31/18(Tue)07:35:37 No.775858580 I miss greentext stories >be me >15 yrs old >2001 48 KB JPG >naïve as f--- >no one home, decide to smoke pot in my room >bigmistake.png >made my own bong out of a water bottle, pens and tin foil >mfw it actually works >l put on an old tape of 80s MTV music videos I found in my dads room and commence the sesh >half an hour later, about 6-8 tokes deep >feelsgoodman >l remember the trip being good, up to this point *knock knock* >l almost d--------- my own drool as I try to get my fat ass up to clean everything "ONE SECOND IM BUSY" >literally trying to throw all my s--- under blankets at mach 5 >my mom tries to open my door to realize it's locked "ANON OPEN THE DOOR" >lt stärts to sink in that I have no way to stop this from happening >the tv is blasting "we are the champions" >irony.png >wait >I look at the screen for a solid couple seconds >idea.jpeg >my mom gets the key for the door and starts to unlock it >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >Without even batting an eye I yank my pants down to the floor >the door opens "I CAN EXPLAIN- THIS" >and there I am, standing there flashing my smelly rancid 15 year old penis to my shocked mother >she looks at the tv >pic related ".what the f--- anon" mfw I convinced my mom that I was jacking off to queen

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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