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: Anonymous 01/06/19(Sun)22:24:40 No.789323887 >Be me >Works at a small family owned business >Everyday this same customer comes in at a certain time >He always buys the same thing >It's a can of Monster and nothing else >End up being friends with him >He let's me call him Boomerbro 166 KB JPG >Boomerbro usually cracks it open, takes sips, and start up random conversations >The topics range from vidya to football to even politics >Eventually find out that he's actually a pretty chill and funny guy >Boomerbro always cheers me up when I'm depressed >He's never ever sad and is always smiling >Later on for some reason my uncle decided to be cheap and stop selling the can of Monsters >It's like Boomerbro had tingly Monster senses >He stopped showing up >sadness.png >Few weeks went by and he still hasn't shown up >Decided to take matters into my own hand and get the Monsters myself and restock them >Boomerbro calls me one day and tells me he's been sick and has been diagnosed with something, that's why he hasn't been showing up Boomerbro if you're there buddy, this can of Monster is for you. I hope you get well soon.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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