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![: Anonymous 10/31/20(Sat)08:53:58 No.838978048 I just had the perfect idea. >vasectomies are reversible >[lightbulb] >enforce a new law >every child with a penis and testicles over the age of 5 must have a vasectomy performed on 719 KB PNG them >the vasectomy may not be legally reversed until the child becomes an adult and deliberately decides that he wants children >reversal is free >libtards are happy because they can f--- each other day in and day out without worrying about making babies >conservatrash is happy because abortions have dropped to zero as they are now rendered obsolete >where's my nobel Thoughts?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/287/159/277.png "Anon is waiting for the Nobel | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1524482768700.png (6 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 06/14/18(Thu)21:19:22 No.46118484 [Reply] >12 years old >go to stay with half sister a state away for a couple of weeks >while there some of her friends come over to play cards and s---, they bring their 15 year old daughter with them >we instantly hit it off, spend time playing Primal Rage and Kirby Super Stars on SNES and watching cheesy disaster movies on ABC >last day there we end up going to this amusement park type place with laser tag, bumper cars, those stationary rail ride type deals, etc. >have the time of my life >distinctly remember her grabbing my hand during the rail ride >later on, we're sitting on a bench eating ice cream >she's leaning on me, and tells me she really likes me, and asks me if I like her back >being 12 and barely having hit puberty I completely spill my spaghetti and tell her that yeah she's a good friend >...oh >she instantly moves away >becomes super awkward >we barely speak on the way home >after we get back her parents come pick her up and I never see her again >I leave and never bring her up again Now here's the kicker >years later, now 26 >my half sister moves down to my area, haven't seen her in years >decide to go see her and catch up >decide to bring up the girl, wondering if maybe her family had kept in touch >turns out none of that happened, it was all an elaborate dream I somehow convinced myself was real >had spent the entire time cooped up in the room playing video games by myself and only came out to eat and there was no such amusement park I somehow cucked myself in a dream. I am broken. I don't even know how to process this.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/287/011/8eb.jpg "Anon has a really good imagination | /r/Greentext")
