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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous why are women like this 01/07/22(Fri)16:57:12 No.66892032 >be me >start a new job >had to move for it so im new to the area >meet a few nice coworkers >they invite me for drinks after work >have a good time 42 KB PNG >one girl added me on snapchat >we start talking there occasionally and become friends >grab coffee and sometimes food after work >goes on for 3 weeks until she suddenly starts ignoring me >ask her what is wrong >she goes on a rant and eventually cries >is mad that i never asked her out properly and that she likes me >mfw i thought i finally made a friend

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: Anonymous cold aproachad a girl for the (...) 01/07/22(Fri)17:08:18 No.66892132 >be me > go to the mall to pick up a girl >this way I will >after one hour of nervous observation and nervousness finally find a girl whose I find cute and I have the courage to go talk 31 KB JPG to > "hey I'm Anon I just wanted to tell you that you look hot, hmmm I mean cute, aha" >" Oh thanks but I'm actually twelve"

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Anon Virginity protected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 49048915 Acum 2 h •.• >be me >uni student living in ghetto ass apartment >playing Dark Souls on Xbox >my w---- neighbour wanders into my room >she sits on my bed bitch no that's where my dragon plushie goes >"hey anon, whatcha doing?" >0-0-oh hi femanon, i'm playing Dark Souls >"oh ok. that looks really cool. can i play with you?" >n-n-no, i play offline >"oh i see. would you..." spreads legs >"like to do something else that involves 2 people?" 30,6 kB JPG >no >I have to beat Gwyn and link the fire >she leaves >virginity protected how did i do robots? REPLY

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anon with tomboy friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)07:27:44 No.232655305 Smile There waert the te the tomboy.jpg 218 KB JPG >Have best friend that's a tomboy >Boyish hobbies, short hair, wild, temper, she's a walking stereotype >Got along with me well because I've always been very chill and didn't respond to conflict, so I could play off her outbursts and not get offended >Back in high school she approached me with an offer >Since we were both bad at dating, suggested we could be friends with benefits, to feel less lonely >Our first time was when my mom left to go buy groceries while she and I were playing Magic. It was short, awkward, and I bent a few of her cards in the scramble, but it was damn good >As the years went by we kept the routine, being buddies that would f--- when the opportunity arose >We both tried dating other people, but it would fall apart quickly and we'd go back to our comfort zone >Cut to 10 years later, i.e. last week, I'm over at her place watching Book of Boba Fett, and she gets this look on her face. >"Anon.. should we get married?" >Retard noises fall out of my bewildered mouth, and I say that although I'm not saying NO what the f--- brought this up >Says that she figured as she got older and got more confident she'd figure out how to shift into dating, but it never really happened. >Still as awkward and dorky as she always felt, and never got comfortable being intimate with other people. >But with me, she always feels safe, and doesn't mind opening up, being vulnerable. >"I mean, I'm basically in love with you." What should I do here, /a/? I definitely care about her a lot, and I don't thin life with her in some capacity, but I'm not sure l've ever really felt "love" before. I don't get those butterflies and crazy palpitations other people talk about. I'm just comfortable with her. Am I gonna f--- this up trying to turn our relationship into a more "normal" one? mind spending my >>232655361 # >>232655672 # >>232656351 # >2232657376 # 2>232657402 # >>232658156 # >>232658751 # 22232659225 # >>232659693 # >232659776 # >>232661299 # >>232663134 # 2>232665204 # >>232665500 # >>232666179 # >>232666203 # >>232666233 # >>232666866 # >>232667352 # >>232668028 # >>232668202 # 2>232668504 # >>232669080 # >>232669831 # >>232670337 # >>232670748 # >>232670980 # >>232672425 # >>232673139 # >>232673680 # >>232674316 #

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What's the deal with Jamaica >whole country is recognized for it's Rastafarians and use of marijuana >Marijuana is illegal there Jamaica please explain

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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2(Fri)15:32:07 No.870189077 > Be me >average looking white guy >solid 7, not fat >be on tinder >have to compete with 11/10 chads >get like 2 matches a month >lonely af 111 KB JPG >family invites me on trip to Mexico >go with cause I need a vacation >be at Mexico >still on tinder >get 12 matches the first day >all 10/10 >w--.png >most of them messaged first >"hey, you're really hot" (but in Spanish) >use translator to communicate >one invites me to meet >prolly gonna get stabbed and robbed >power of horny makes me go >get there and she's really there >use translator for pretty much everything >we get street food together >ask me "do you wanna hang out again tomorrow" >try to respond in broken Spanish >she laughs and thinks it's cute I'm learning >kisses me on the cheek before parting ways >next day, 4 more texts saying "let's meet" from different girls >meet with same girl as night before >go to bar with her sister and sisters boyfriend. Boyfriend is 4/10 chub while sister is 10/10 bomb >boyfriend is more beta cuck than anyone >compared to him I'm 10/10 alpha Chad >ask sister about him >apparently he was popular in school and they dated since then >bruh w--? anons, literally just go to mexico. Idc how ugly you are, you're a f------ Chad in Mexico.

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Anon pays his phone bill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 714912237 >be me >6'2" white dude >phone bill is due >use Cricket >used a fake name for the account because they don't check ID >don't remember what it is >go to Cricket store >black dude working >give him my number >he looks up my name with my phone number >"Tyrone Watermelon" >ohfuck.jpg >he looks shocked >looks up at me >"your name is Tyrone Watermelon?" >straight face >"Yes." >"really?" >"Yeah." %3D >pay my bill >all he can say is "...have a nice day" >leave >mfw

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: Anonymous (ID: 64Alc1j5 11/28/17(Tue)18:10:31 No.3117772 >be me >at an extremely expensive fur coat store in NYC >wife wants to buy a fur coat >drainingmyfuckingbankaccount.png >look outside to front of store and see a 55 KB JPG guy with a bucket of fake blood waiting to throw it on someone wearing a fur coat because he doesnt like animal abuse >looks like a real f------ skinny libtard virgin, just looking at him pisses me off >employees tell me he sits out there every day and terrorizes customers >get a brilliant f------ idea >find the most expensive coat in the entire store >coat i find is thousands upon thousands of dollars >tell wife to try it on "you look great honey, but maybe we should see how it looks in the day light?" >tell employees to come with us outside to see what it look like (and to reassure them we arent stealing it) >wife puts on coat, and we walk outside >store owner is looking at us from the inside of store >libtard virgin with bucket of fake blood proceeds to drench wife in the blood >coat is absolutely ruined >i tackle him to ground >store owner and a security guard walk outside and bring him into store >they call the cops >he has to pay the store back for the coat >mfw i probably just made this guy homeless

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