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: Anonymous 01/07/22(Fri)07:27:44 No.232655305 Smile There waert the te the tomboy.jpg 218 KB JPG >Have best friend that's a tomboy >Boyish hobbies, short hair, wild, temper, she's a walking stereotype >Got along with me well because I've always been very chill and didn't respond to conflict, so I could play off her outbursts and not get offended >Back in high school she approached me with an offer >Since we were both bad at dating, suggested we could be friends with benefits, to feel less lonely >Our first time was when my mom left to go buy groceries while she and I were playing Magic. It was short, awkward, and I bent a few of her cards in the scramble, but it was damn good >As the years went by we kept the routine, being buddies that would f--- when the opportunity arose >We both tried dating other people, but it would fall apart quickly and we'd go back to our comfort zone >Cut to 10 years later, i.e. last week, I'm over at her place watching Book of Boba Fett, and she gets this look on her face. >"Anon.. should we get married?" >Retard noises fall out of my bewildered mouth, and I say that although I'm not saying NO what the f--- brought this up >Says that she figured as she got older and got more confident she'd figure out how to shift into dating, but it never really happened. >Still as awkward and dorky as she always felt, and never got comfortable being intimate with other people. >But with me, she always feels safe, and doesn't mind opening up, being vulnerable. >"I mean, I'm basically in love with you." What should I do here, /a/? I definitely care about her a lot, and I don't thin life with her in some capacity, but I'm not sure l've ever really felt "love" before. I don't get those butterflies and crazy palpitations other people talk about. I'm just comfortable with her. Am I gonna f--- this up trying to turn our relationship into a more "normal" one? mind spending my >>232655361 # >>232655672 # >>232656351 # >2232657376 # 2>232657402 # >>232658156 # >>232658751 # 22232659225 # >>232659693 # >232659776 # >>232661299 # >>232663134 # 2>232665204 # >>232665500 # >>232666179 # >>232666203 # >>232666233 # >>232666866 # >>232667352 # >>232668028 # >>232668202 # 2>232668504 # >>232669080 # >>232669831 # >>232670337 # >>232670748 # >>232670980 # >>232672425 # >>232673139 # >>232673680 # >>232674316 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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