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| Anonymous E 03/21/16(Mon)11:10:07 No.27303759 Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it is the hardest metal? 5 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/21/16(Mon)11:11:28 No.27303774 Cause it's too heavy. 1 gram of diamond weighs something like 15 grams. >>27303789 # >>27303795 # >27303892 # >>27303924 # >>27304023 # >>27304509 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous No.619019470 21 minutes ago >16 years old >walking to the bus stop to go to school >group of girls walking behind me >hear one say "you dare me?" >the other one say "I double dare you" >This bitch blindsides me and swings her fist into my temple from behind >Thatfuckishappening.jpg >l fall face first into concrete >the other two laugh as my nose bleed >get up >she got all up in my face, shoved me and yelled, "Whatchu gonna do about it, f-----? Hit a girl?" >Dont tempt me bitch >slammed my palm into her face and knocked her the f--- out >mfw they call me a monster >mfw they sream women beater What do you guys think of girls using their gender to protect themselves 5 replies

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Anon is a cuck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 >>29962627 >>29962630 >>29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 >>29962675 >29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29963405 >>29964050 >>29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57:13 No.29962675 29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824 >>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >>29962930 >>29963117 >>29963387 >>29963405 >>29963426 >29964058 >>29964091 File: 1304047 safe oc_humanize(...).png (99 KB, 700x599) >>29962710 >>29962718 >>29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.

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It goes on forever | /r/Greentext

1• #769367220 5/22/18, 4:30 PM >be me >american >go to school >don't get shot, because gun violence in america is very exaggerated by the media >go home >shoot myself 1 REPLY 2 #769367427 5/22/18 4:32 PM >>769367220 OP >Suicide is then reported in gun death statistics, without clarification, used to exaggerate gun violence by media It all comes full cycle

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Anon gets a tip. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/19(Mon)03:44:07 No.1697183 >be me >Uber driver >mfw I receive a tip >remember etiquette from Reddit 66 KB PNG >passenger is already gone >say it to myself Thank you for the tip, kind stranger

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Anon guessed it almost right | /r/Greentext

>went to a middle class elementary school >about 500 white kids and 1 black kid in the entire school >one day there was an announcement a little girl's bike got stolen >even as an 11 year old I thought to myself "it was probably the black kid" >a week later we found out it wasn't the black kid >it was the black kid's dad

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anon meets an r/pcmr user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)10:46:10 No.46196821 >be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy f------ hate PC master racers

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Anon lives that euro life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:25:46 No.869402369 >be me >Have mini heart attack >Emergency vehicle comes for me >Hospital takes care of me >Go home >No bill cause not American 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:31:22 No.869402634 >>869402369 (OP) # You fat f---

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Anon likes how meat tastes. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 3wilSOp3 ) 12/27/21(Mon)19:17:47 No.353834041 >>353832682 # >be white person >be able to afford good cuts of meat >use limited amounts of seasoning because the food itself tastes good >be n----- >can only afford the cheapest cuts of meat byproducts there are >drench it in spices so you can't taste the hog anus

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Anon enjoys chirstmas | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them MAS > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years! 9 REPLIES

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A girl in Anons class pisses off all the other girls | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to 28 KB JPG expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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Anon pisses himself | /r/Greentext

No.738861551 07/14/17(Fri)19:05:19 mcgrbr.gif GIF 1.9 MiB 290x162 I got a story about this >be 12 >6th grade >really need to piss >excuse myself from band class >rush to bathroom >It's all the way on the other side of the school >discreetly holding my d--- closed as I do >arrive >decide to kick down stall door like I'm in the movies >it's f------ occupied >kid s------- frog-style with both feet on the toilet seat >watch his turd quickly retract into his rectum like a scared turtle >the scare causes me to piss myself >mfw

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