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Anon larps as a pirate | /r/Greentext
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![File: Antalya_Museum_Covered_st(...).jpg (103 KB, 800x532) Instructions: >Begin preparations at dark >Seal the box with tape Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat)17:06:45 No.36934163 [Reply] >>36934195 A Guest in the Garden. Perform at home. You'll need: >A box >A blindfold >A rope >Tie the rope into a noose large enough to fit your neck >Open every window, closet, cabinet, drawer, and door in the house as wide as possible, and leave them that way >Lighting doesn't matter, you'll have the blindfold on >Place the blindfold over your eyes >Place the noose around your neck, letting it fall across your back >Place the box in your hands >Begin moving >Do not stop repeating the mantra >Do not remove the blindfold >Memorize the following, and begin repetition >"There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King >And a gift for the Court of Forgotten Things >There is no king, nor worthy heir >To take a throne as noble or fair >Around my neck, this covenant lies >Behind my back, the Herald's eyes >I mask my face in Alagaddan Night >The Pact of Skin is recognized" >The doors you opened will begin to close >The Herald has arrived >Follow the sound >Keep hold of the box, regardless of how heavy it becomes >When you hear footsteps trailing behind, continue moving >Continue to follow the sounds room-to-room >When the box becomes so heavy that it cannot be moved further, place it at your feet >The nearest doors will close, remain still >Step onto the box >Keep still as you feel the noose lift and tighten >When the noose is dropped and hits your back again, step off of the box >There is a guest in the garden of the Patchwork King](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/736/451/00c.jpeg "There is a guest in the garden of the patchwork king on /x/ | /r/Greentext")
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