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>>66664342 >>66664400 >>66664440 >>66664450 Lads what's the simplest thing you've ever done? I'll go first >9th grade >Hanging out with oneitis >She has been dating some cholo thug who is like 22 when we're 13 >He comes over to her house and f---- her whenever her parents aren't home >One day we're chilling like usual >She asks if she can confide in me >Sure I guess >She tells me that her boyfriend doesn't give her head because he thinks it's gay to eat p---- >She's getting tired of having sex with him because of it >Wants to break up with him over it >This is my shot to finally date her >Instead she asks me if I can eat her out before he gets here so she'll be wet when he f---- her >Agree like a beta simp >Eat her out for 45 minutes >She tells me she'll let me make love to her for the favor >Start taking my pants off >Finally about to have sex with the girl I've been simping over since 3rd grade >About to put it in >Front door opens >It's her drug dealer bf >She makes me get in the closet since he's coming upstairs, tells me I can f--- her later >he comes upstairs >Doesn't even say anything, just pulls up her skirt and goes to town on her >He's like 8 inches too p---- >He pounds her for like 45 minutes >I watch the whole thing, try to j------- but l'm too sad >C--- balls deep in her >Leaves >Come out of her closet >"Anon I know I said l'd let you f--- me earlier but my p---- is really sore, can we just cuddle instead?" >Agree because I'm beta af After that I ended up driving to the pharmacy and getting a plan b for her. The saddest thing is that I have so many simp moments related to this girl and a few others. I'm like the least sexually threatening person on the planet so women don't even register me when they have their w---- talks. God I hate myself

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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