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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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12m (12/19 21:51) · 66630008 2 Re · 1 Img · GIF · 705KB · (510 × 510) 1 Reply NOT MY PROBLEM >tfw working a super easy office job making $22/hr, so little work to do that I spend almost the entire day just watching videos and browsing the internet >can buy anything I want because I get ~$750 per week, meanwhile NEETcucks have to leech off their parents and be cautious about spending on anything becoming a wagie was the best thing to happen to me

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: Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)16:22:09 No.776717402 >be me yesterday >parents on vacation, home alone >have 2 mates and 2 9/10 girls over one night >my chad friend immediately claims one for himself 85 KB JPG >other mate not really trying, I see my chance >green eyed short blonde, f------ angel >same odd music taste and generally likes all the not-your-every-day things I like >try everything subtle in my rule book, nothing works >she somehow always ends up with other mate >mildlydepressed.wav >had a few beers as well >she goes to bathroom, ask mate if he intends on doing anything >"i noticed you eyeing her so i didn't do anything, but she told me came over because of me and she has been crushing on me for a while" >heart sinks >"okay bro, shes all yours" >"you sure anon?" >"yes mate, why would you waste your chance cause of me, don't, all is good, go get 'er" >choke back any display of emotion >nods back to me in appretiation >chad and girl 1 go to my room >mate and girl 2 go to other bed room >go to sleep alone I died a little on the inside but bros come first. Did I do right? 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous (ID: ST2CWOMV )[1 08/10/18(Fri)10:38:46 No.181812728 >be me at 12 years old inschool >in math >had to have our parents sign a test in which i didn't do good, so i didn't show it to them and they didn't sign 85 KB PNG >teacher asks to see our test >f---.jpeg >raise my hand, ask to go to the bathroom because i feel like throwing up >masturbate until bell rings

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: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)10:06:59 No.60734934 >talking to girl about something personal >start to get emotional, start crying >straight up autistically say crying in front of women is gay and it is making me look weak, so I 166 KB JPG stopped >"but I care about you, showing emotions is what you should do, it's not gay. I'm here for you, it's okay." what the f--- did she mean by this? is she making fun of me? I just ignored her. what a f------ w----. 6 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous Portal. 11/18/21(Thu)21:05:46 No.578575809 >install portal >launch game and mess around >portal opens revealing you play as a woman >immediately uninstall game and leave negative review 104 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:24:19 No.820711963 >be me >engaged >kinda fat but thats fine >get wife a milkshake >man at dairy queen asks if its for me 9 KB JPG >"no, its for my fiance? why." >calls me a fatass. >gives it to my fiance >goes off at me bc shes vegan now and i forgot >calls off wedding bc "i cant do this one task right, so how cani do an entire wedding" >mfw my wife leaves me for a milkshake 21 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/14/20(Fri)17:56:24 No.820713940 >>820713859 # bet

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: Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:01:25 No.738235551 >be me >be seven >piss all over my sisters bed >blame it on the cat >mom kills cat with brick outside >mfw 6 KB JPG >>738236821 # >>738237004 # >>738239172 # >>738239202 # : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:24:22 No.738236821 >>738235551 # >mom kills cat with brick outside What was it like growing up as white trash? : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)06:27:29 No.738237004 >>738235551 # >killing a cat for piss bed your mon is a pshycho, dude : Anonymous 07/08/17(Sat)07:04:05 No.738239172 >>738235551 # Jesus christ you mom needs medical assistance Imao.

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: Anonymous Minion cumjar project 01/20/20(Mon)23:33:56 No.56360161 Anons im at day 6 of the minion cumjar project. The c-- finally reaches the wider part, the filling will only accelerate now 280 KB JPG : anon 01/20/20(Mon)23:52:24 No.56360482 O results Searched over 36.2 billion images Using TinEye is private. We do not non-commercial purposes. For bu Screenshot (13).png 43 KB PNG if there is a god above he weeps

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: Anon One day in auto class 02/10/19(Sun)11:57:55 No.20379756 >be me >in grade12 highschool auto class >teacher is actually real close with all students >constantly swears and tells jokes, calls black people 'Nagras' and explicitly tells us how much he 74 KB PNG hated his neighbors >one day he's telling the class a story about spending the night at someone else place >completely zone the f--- out of this boring story >"ah man it's great! You get to eat *their* food. Sleep in *their* bed. Use *their* Netflix account..." >snapbacktoreality.jpeg >chime in for funny joke >"f--- *their* wives" >whole class cracks up >teacher looks in awe at me as if I didn't say what he thinks I just said >in my head I'm thinking about why he didn't laugh, he'd love that joke >teacher continues to tell story about spending the weekend at his sons house >mfw

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: Anonymous 04/05/21(Mon)21:29:29 No.851404566 >be me >straight but have an interest in trap p--- >download grindr >meet twink who could easily pass off as a chick 38 KB JPG >we meet up and go back to my place >he pulls down his pants just enough for me to see his a------ >idc s---- cash >tightest a------ ever >coom after a few mins >twink turns around and takes off clothes >entire r--- dwarf colony stacked atop eachother >try running but they bite my ankles >try fighting back but there's too many >tied down and ~50 enter my virgin boipuss >cry as they all cook inside >the one who acted as the face started face f------ me >he cooms >they all laugh as they begin to stack themselves again and leave my home Every god damn time

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