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: Anonymous 08/09/18(Thu)16:22:09 No.776717402 >be me yesterday >parents on vacation, home alone >have 2 mates and 2 9/10 girls over one night >my chad friend immediately claims one for himself 85 KB JPG >other mate not really trying, I see my chance >green eyed short blonde, f------ angel >same odd music taste and generally likes all the not-your-every-day things I like >try everything subtle in my rule book, nothing works >she somehow always ends up with other mate >mildlydepressed.wav >had a few beers as well >she goes to bathroom, ask mate if he intends on doing anything >"i noticed you eyeing her so i didn't do anything, but she told me came over because of me and she has been crushing on me for a while" >heart sinks >"okay bro, shes all yours" >"you sure anon?" >"yes mate, why would you waste your chance cause of me, don't, all is good, go get 'er" >choke back any display of emotion >nods back to me in appretiation >chad and girl 1 go to my room >mate and girl 2 go to other bed room >go to sleep alone I died a little on the inside but bros come first. Did I do right? 9 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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