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: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)19:05:13 No.66402402 >straight 18 year old male with crippling sissy fetish who just wants to completely submit to a man who can fill the hole left by his father while dressed as a girl. how do i get a gf when this has somehow became what i want. 67 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)19:06:19 No.66402418 >>66402402 (OP) # >straight not sure about that one chief >>66402449 # >>66402479 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Board /b/ - Random v Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)23:49:19 No.867857894 > Be me > Go to primary school assembly in Year 5 (Britbong land) > One day the head teacher is asking us about school rules > Autistic kid puts hand up > Head teacher looks thrilled he can join the discussion 40 KB JPG > "Yes, what rule did you remember?" > "Don't say n-----" > Entire school hall loses it > He has to be taken outside > Head teacher can't carry on, everyone's laughing > Has to abandon assembly Sometimes it's better to assess the situation

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Anonymous | 769031659 32 perccel ezelőt •.. Just got laid >Be Me >16 >Yesterday >At School hanging out with group of friends >See Stacy I like and get a boner >Put d--- in waistband like so many of you seem to 5,9 kB JPG recommend ItWorks.exe >Stacy comes up to me, "Oh, Hey Anon." >Gives me hug >5'5" and she is closer to 5' 10" >Have to reach up a little >D--- pops out through the top and rubs her stomach >Wasn't expecting it and instantly nut on her stomach >She was wearing a crop trop >She pulls away somewhat slowly to reveal a fat nut on her stomach >She gags and runs away nearly crying >Friends all look at me in disgust >I run off campus and am posting this from a local Dennys See Ya Later Virgins 3 REPLIES 5 IMAGES REPLY

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Holy f--- do I have a story for you /b/ros. > be my little brother > Be at school > tard in his class has crush on 77 KB JPG 2/10 landwhale this f------ spastic hatches master plan to seduce land whale. > let's call the landwhale Katie > tard decides to go on the school talent show to sing her a song > but not just any song... > be day of talent show > tard gets last act > waddles his fat f------ ass up on stage > Gucci gang starts playing > tard opens his mouth > KATIE GANG KATIE GANG KATIE GANG KATIE GANG KATIE GANG > retard sings this, and only this for 3 minutes straight. > crowd and little bro in utter disbelief retard finishes and asks landwhale to come up on stage with him > landwhale comes up on stage grabs the mic and tells him to f--- right off Kek.mpeg > tard runs off crying and hasn't been seen since > tfw this was a week ago > tfw when he's either killed himself or is preparing his to shoot up the school > mfw

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Therapy session | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)17:21:50 No.66393927 therapist.jpg 207 KB JPG >"So anon, when were you last sexually active?" >"No need to be shy. One? Two months ago, maybe?"

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: Anonymous 04/18/18(Wed)06:17:38 No.44761552 >9th birthday >finally made some friends at school >convince mum for a small party >my brothers go to my grandparents for the day 143 KB JPG >she buys a custom CatDog and TinyTeddy cake >help mum and dad put up decorations >make lolly bags >set up games >its 12 o clock when the party starts >get exited to she parents the friends i have made and told them about >1 hour passed >another >and another >gets to 4 o clock when we were going to the cinema to see pokemon the movie >tfw nobody came >mum holding back tears says >'do you still want to go to the movies, anon?' >yes >dad comes in with car keys >looks like he had been crying, the worst i have ever seen him to this day >go to the movies >its great get millennium pikachu card >go to McDonald >happy meal and Pokemon toy >mum and dad ask how i feel >i ask why nobody came >mum says "You're special and you made them feel jealous' >dad just has a dead smile later on that night i was in bed and heard mum and dad talking. >'are we failures of parents?' >'I don't want him to grow up and think this is normal and to be sad and alone'.

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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:20:56 No.65304187 >Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days >Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could live off a full paycheck workless for an extended period >Just found out that vacation 92 KB PNG days do not stack, and I keep none of the days I didn't use at the end of each year F--- life

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: Anonymous 11/30/21(Tue)11:24:33 No.867700680 Had a weird ass dream last night >on camping trip >meet this guy with a huge German Shepherd >guy is really into survival camping and only traveling with essentials >he hates how bulky rolls of toilet paper are and how they ruin his packing setup >tells me he trained his dog to retain an entire roll of toilet paper up its ass so he doesn't have to carry one 183 KB PNG >dog quietly whimpers Anyone else get dreams like this? 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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: Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)19:05:13 No.66402402 >straight 18 year old male with crippling sissy fetish who just wants to completely submit to a man who can fill the hole left by his father while dressed as a girl. how do i get a gf when this has somehow became what i want. 67 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/02/21(Thu)19:06:19 No.66402418 >>66402402 (OP) # >straight not sure about that one chief >>66402449 # >>66402479 #

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