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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 10/26/21(Tue)08:40:35 No.65906654 >neighbors suddenly have chickens >chickens make chicken noises >for some reason, this warms my heart >get woken up by chickens doing the funny chicken sounds and 231 KB JPG there's suddenly a smile on my face >exit my house to do some exercise and see the chickens in the neighbors' backyard >instantly feel great >not even sure if it's legal for them to own chickens, but I'm not going to complain >just feel really f------ happy whenever I hear them make their silly sounds Thanks chickens

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Anon makes me cry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)06:00:24 No.835702207 >>835701630 (OP) # >met girl 10 years ago >literal 10/10 in personality and in looks, super fit and everything >together for a year and a half >dies in a car crash >been depressed for 9 years ever since >>835702473 #

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Anon sucks at life | /r/Greentext

Certified failure >be me >6'6" straight white male with masculine features, broad shoulders and deep voice >still a loser with no friends and 75 KB JPG never had a gf >constantly sad and miserable >mfw im supposed to have an easy life

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Anon's grandpa on the Rwandan genocide | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 03/26/18(Mon)12:38:54 No.4362112 My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of 27 KB JPG random letters from the words highlighted showing 'the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a "Tutsi liar'. >>4362182 # >>4362188 # >>4362190 # >>4362240 # >>4362354 #

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Anon meets an irl gigachad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:05:31 No.867397527 >be me >local red cross volunteer >every other weekend we have a course about a program the local red cross does >this weekend it's promotion of human values, equality, tolerance, and 46 KB JPG So on >boring, but I thought I'd go anyway, to hang out >get there, see some new volunteers >chat with this guy, a 19yo boxer, funny dude >the presentation starts >woman presenter talks about the problems women face in the workplace >boxer guy raises hand >"yes mr boxer, you have a question?" >"in an ideal world only men would work and women would be free to do other things such as bring up children" >all the females visibly shocked and seething >this one girl stands up, looks at him and yells something unitelligible, starts crying and storms out >boxer guy whispers to me >"what a joke" >leaves Never saw him again, hope he' doing okay. Anyone else witness an irl "giga chad refuses to elaborate" moment?

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Anon does a little trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)04:03:47 No.66085975 >be me >give s--- eating grins to people out of the blue >classmate asks me if something's wrong after I give him one > reply "something's going to be" for s---- and giggles >get the s--- beat out of me by the f------ f----- 585 KB PNG >he starts yelling I got a gun >get restrained >people yelling but I can't even open my eyes and head is rigning >don't remember what happens later >l'm escorted to the principal's office along with the kid >kid gets suspended after they hear his story >principal begs me not to sue in front of my parents the next day >s--- eating grin with my face beat to a pulp We sued.

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Anon finds a loophole | /r/Greentext

>trump gets impeached >trump resigns >pence becomes president >pence pardons trump >pence appoints new vice-president, donald trump >pence resigns >trump becomes president >trump appoints new vice-president, mike pence

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Anon says the worst possible thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)19:58:51 No.62585604 >meet black girl >"so what do you do for fun anon?" >"uhh mostly 4chan" >"oh that sounds cool i'll check it out" It's been 4 hours and she's not 83 KB PNG responding. I think I f----- up. : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:24 No.62585629 >>62585604 (OP) # Why the f--- would you tell a woman that you use 4chan : Anonymous 03/03/21 (Wed)20:00:32 No.62585630 >>62585604 (OP) # if 4chan is your main hobby you're doing life terribly, terribly wrong 483 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:00:45 No.62585636 >>62585604 (OP) # Even if she was white, you shouldn't have said that.

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Anon savors the moment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)11:56:14 No.25358724 >finally get a girl to my dorm >finger her >pull fingers out >take a deep long whiff >she looks at me >'what the f---?" 139 KB JPG >she gtfo Was i being weird? I was just savouring the moment 18 Replies View Thread

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