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: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)17:05:31 No.867397527 >be me >local red cross volunteer >every other weekend we have a course about a program the local red cross does >this weekend it's promotion of human values, equality, tolerance, and 46 KB JPG So on >boring, but I thought I'd go anyway, to hang out >get there, see some new volunteers >chat with this guy, a 19yo boxer, funny dude >the presentation starts >woman presenter talks about the problems women face in the workplace >boxer guy raises hand >"yes mr boxer, you have a question?" >"in an ideal world only men would work and women would be free to do other things such as bring up children" >all the females visibly shocked and seething >this one girl stands up, looks at him and yells something unitelligible, starts crying and storms out >boxer guy whispers to me >"what a joke" >leaves Never saw him again, hope he' doing okay. Anyone else witness an irl "giga chad refuses to elaborate" moment?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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