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File: 1364423951298.png-(61 KB, 240x160, gdtettiruyr.png) Anonymous (ID: OxtpLED5) 03/27/13(Wed)18:39:11 No.468293760 >>468301051 >Be 20 >just got out of a relationship, was with her for 4 years >she broke up with me out of no where, no reason, no explanation >find out she found someone new, and that she's been cheating on me the whole time >I got really depressed >took some time to recover >fast forward two years >hear she was having a kid >Heard she was going to get married too >l go on living my life >I hear she looses the baby >hanged with friends at my place one night and got drunk >apparently I ask friend to let me borrow her phone >with my friends phone I decided to call my ex for some reason >my friends say it went like this >"hello, can I please speak to miss?" >"Miss what? Could you give me her last name" >"carriage" >phone was on speaker so my friends heard her burst out in anger calling me a f------ a------ and other things >i don't remember ever making that phone call >I'm fun when I'm drunk

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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