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Anonymous 59 minutes ago 867227350 >Be me >uni student >excited for the new pokemon game >go with friend to collect pre-order >big lineup as expected >pull out phones and start meming >Look up briefly >guy in front of us is 500lb neckbeard landwhale >actually wearing a f------ fedora and anime gas mask >literally the definition of an incel neckbeard is standing in front of me >realize not all the memes were memes >feel a little bad since he's here alone >try to spark conversation >"excited for the game?" >muffed grunt under gas mask, followed by: >"Ugh, the art style sucks, im only getting it to finish it." >Boi.gif >gets to front of line >landwhale pre ordered everything, games, art, memorobilia, everything. >doens't all fit in one bag >Leaves store slowly 5 min later >in parking lot >happy with our new games >spot the landwhale already playing the game in the parking lot >Excusemewtf.jpg >actually has a bag of doritos >literally the embodiment of the neckbeard steryotype >we get in my car to go >drive by him >realize he might've actually taken the bus here >feel kinda bad since it's -6 out >good samaritan activate >"hey friend, we should give him a ride, it's freezing out." >friend agrees >"Hey, I noticed you don't have a car. If you live nearby we could give you a ride." >"ugh, no. My mom's gonna pick me up." >did he actually f------ say that >friend looking at him with w-- eyes >drive away TIL that not everything on the internet is untrue. 3 REPLIES

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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