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Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)15:38:34 No.66194886 >called Alcoholics/Narcotics Anonymous >first thing participants do is tell everyone their name Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)16:14:45 No.66195241 File: 1635468715682.jpg (54 KB, 524x541) I never thought about that :0

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)18:25:52 No.866879415 >me be >love spicy food >get decently high >munchies extreme >decide to go all out >humongous chipotle burrito extra hot sauce, with a bag of flamin hot cheetos limon to compliment 508 KB PNG >scarf that s--- down in 0.6 femtoseconds >mild mouth burn but thats all >fast forward to today >wake up early to get good start on day >have meeting later that I'm supposed to look nice for >have 3-4 shots of espresso and get ready for work >sudden immense urge to s--- >IFuckedUp.png >run to toilet, barely getting my pants down in time >a 4 foot log of red hot lava crusted s--- barrels through my ass cheeks at mach 2 >burning pain so bad that it makes me jump up, encrusting the s--- particles around my anus >buttcheeks fused together via molten poop >physically cannot wipe or do anything due to pain >feeling the urge to s--- again I'm naked crying on the toilet as I'm making this post, please somebody help me, what the f--- do I even do? Get a milk enema?

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>be me >be black >be at super bowl party last night >telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy guy calling me n----- 23 KB JPG >some white girl I'm not even talking to flinches and has a disgusted look on her face and says "please don't use that word" >l say "what word? N-----?" >she then says "you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word" >l tell her l'm the only black person here and l'm telling a story >she say "IDC I don't like when people use that word around me" >her three beta orbiters then walk over

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: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)13:45:38 No.866865650 I lost my hair, how f----- i am in the context of girls? 333 KB PNG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)14:57:28 No.866867900 >>866867386 # Alright here's what I can suggest. >lay off the women for a while >figure out what you're doing with your life >start working out. I highly recommend fighting sports, grappling or judo. It teaches you to be relaxed in stressful situations, and boosts confidence >if you need affection, get it from friends, family, or even a pet. Don't date for affection, not yet anyways >once you're a bit more fit/stable, you need to find a way to feel at ease with yourself. There's no point chasing women if you're not already relatively happy. Philosophy, religion, joy in your work/working out, whatever makes you feel complete >now you can start socializing. Talk to people in general, just to get a feel of what it's like to be in social situations. You need to be calm, relaxed, all around pleasant, all the while retaining a sense of pride. Being nice doesn't mean being a bitch. >start hitting up girls. The main trick is that the conversation needs to be more interesting than what she's currently doing. Make her do the talking - people love to talk about themselves. >be upfront about your intentions, don't pretend to be her friend, don't be a cuck. Own up your attraction to her. Move on if rejected, I assure you women are mostly all the same. >if you get somthing going on with a girl, remember: it's not a game of chess. If it isn't fun, if you're thinking too hard, it's already over. >for the love of f--- do not spend more attention/money than is spent on you. Women receive a LOT of attention, your extra good night message just tells her you're just another cuck she can use for free attention and feel better about herself >have sex. Seriously. Once you can handle a girl or two, have casual sex. Will help you shape your feelings, will protect you for the novelty of meeting a hot girl and thinking she's the woman of your dreams, when in fact she's just a random pretty face. If you do get here, the rest you can handle. (1/2) >>866867951 # : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)14:58:57 No.866867951 >>866867900 # (2/2) If you do get there, you'll have enough experience to handle serious relationships. Then, you can think about if and who you want to marry. Do you want kids? Someone to die with? Whatever, you have a few years to think about it. Best of luck f--

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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)21:15:19 No.13427435 Autism is the next step in evolution. >high intelligence >either emotionless or highly empathetic >many hobbies/skills 63 KB JPG Fish are learning to walk, humans are evolving too.

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: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>14348487% # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #

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: Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)16:51:01 No.66173978 >be me >have woman in my DMs who's waiting for my response >too horny to talk, need to be level headed so I coom >post nut clarity kicks in >why would I want to talk to a 22 KB JPG woman?? >mfw either too horny or not horny enough 4 Replies View Thread

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: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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