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: Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)22:13:51 No.546296190 Times where you acted like the Joker >start game >press any button >press my belly button 52 KB JPG

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous never thought I will be happy (...) 04/21/21(Wed)15:35:59 No.63316554 >Be me yesterday >its morning >late to work, so rushing through my morning routine >show up 15 minutes late, boss is angry but idc 865 KB JPG >leave office hours later >drive up to my driveway >s--- I left the garage door open >not really bothered bc I live in a nice neighborhood, and nothing was unusual at first >go inside and get dirty clothes for a quick wash, before I eat dinner >get back to the garage >mfw can't find my washing machine >mfw they took my 10 year old grimy shitwasher instead of the 200$ toolbox Thank you unknown thief, had to get rid of that washer years ago, now I can finally get a new one

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Anon ponders evolution | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/21(Fri)21:15:19 No.13427435 Autism is the next step in evolution. >high intelligence >either emotionless or highly empathetic >many hobbies/skills 63 KB JPG Fish are learning to walk, humans are evolving too.

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Anon is an intellectual titan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>14348487% # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #

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To horny or not to horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/15/21(Mon)16:51:01 No.66173978 >be me >have woman in my DMs who's waiting for my response >too horny to talk, need to be level headed so I coom >post nut clarity kicks in >why would I want to talk to a 22 KB JPG woman?? >mfw either too horny or not horny enough 4 Replies View Thread

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It do be like that | /r/Greentext

>be me, 11 >italian >my father teaches me how to make pizza >he says than the yeast makes pizza's mass double in size >distract him >pick some yeast >go to bathroom >slap the yeast on my spaghetti >wait 2 hours 39 KB JPG >didn't worked >mfw

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Dear Penthouse, I never thought I’d be writing one of these letters, but… | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:02:33 No.866870353 >Be me >A------ roommate moved his GF in >Against lease terms but I allow it at start >Big mistake >She doesn't pay a cent towards bills 55 KB JPG or rent >We both work from home but she always interrupting my meetings and calls >Told roommate its time for her to go or pay her share >He says he'll have a word with her >That was 6 months ago >She still here and not paying her share >Last night I confronted her >Told her to pack her things >She said if I let her stay she will make it worth my while >She still here and extra flirty with me when roommate is out What do I do? : Anonymous 11/17/21(Wed)10:10:18 No.866870699 Don't do it dude. Nothing good can come from her actions coming to fruition. She's a w---- and deserves the door, get rid of her lad. >>866870811 # >>866870888 #

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Anon has an existential crisis | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(...) 11/17/21(Wed)02:14:42 No.66191596 >Why does something exist rather than nothing? >How do first-person conscious experiences arise from our physical brains? >How can I know that other people are having conscious experiences in 100 KB JPG the same way that I am? >How can I know that what I perceive about the universe is accurate? >Why am I me? >Why is the present moment the present moment? >How the the hell does time actually work? >Nothing makes sense. >You're going to die someday. >Everyone and everything you care about is temporary. >Eventually even the universe itself will die. >... It never stops. How do people just not think about these things?

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: Anonymous DAE hate cockroaches? 09/29/18(Sat)20:49:37 No.48416601 >be me >Live in area with many cockroaches this time of year >The s---- are everywhere >walk on one accidentally yesterday and the f----- exploded >fuckthatsit.jpg >find a beer bottle and pour a mixture of vinegar 58 KB PNG and bleach in it This produces a toxic gas btw. >Take a spoonful of sugar and bait the s---- toward it >16 f------ crowd around it >Take my poison gas molotov and smash it on the lot of them >20 minutes later the room still smells of chlorine but the roaches are dead >MFW I'm a roach Hitler.

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Anon goes to public toilet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: THi/WZTX 07/09/19(Tue)03:23:48 No.8352342 >Be me >Driving on interstate >REALLY have to s---, to the point where it feels like rats from hell are crawling around in my intestines >Pull over on an exit, go in gas station >Race into bathroom, go into stall| 113 KB JPG >Stall has no lock on it but whatever >Slam stall door shut and unleash molten fury >Goes on for about 10 minutes >Guy walks in >I try to make sure he doesnt open the stall door, so l push on it to keep it closed >l forgot this door closed by pulling >I shoved door open as dude walked up to it, simultaneously erupting my volcanic juices >We make eye contact as I do so >Dyinglnside.jpg >Think of something to say >Most casual voice ever, say: "This stall doesn't have a lock on it" >Dude walks out of the bathroom with a strange noise that might have been a strangled form of "mhm" >l continue s------- lava >Then notice the stall has a lock on it near the top >Mfw I got out and saw the dude worked there So how was your 4th of July weekend, Anons?

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Anon is careful around guns | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/16/21(Tue)19:54:50 No.866832107 >>866832487 > Be me > Own several airsoft pistols > Have a habit of pointing them to my head because funny > Finally buy a real gun (Glock19) > Almost blew my head off because I'm retarded and force of habit I'm returning this thing tomorrow, my autistic ass can't be trusted with a handgun Anonymous 11/16/21(Tue)20:02:01 No.866832487 >>866832107 (OP) Good. Idiot's shouldn't own guns. Gives the rest of us a bad name.

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