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: Anonymous This must all be a cosmic joke 11/11/21(Thu)16:25:15 No.25274638 >6"4 >8" d--- >white >7/10 on soc >almost unfucked my social anxiety and skills >still only met one woman every 3 months because I refuse to cold approach, and only seek them through friends. >finaly almost lost v card at club but f--- it up with my 26 KB PNG inaction WHERE THE F--- do you fucbois that f--- 100 women in a year find all of them to approach.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 03/06/21(Sat)10:33:16 No.848945557 >be me, home alone >family is out >browsing /b/ >see an advertisement that says "GET A HUGE C--- IN LESS THAN A DAY" >l'm lacking in the meat 150 KB PNG department, so I click on it >loading >says "Thank you, your order has been received" >I didn't put any info in >hear the front door slam open >yell "hey guys how was the shopping?" >no response >just high pitched giggles >small footsteps, then a thud >the r--- dwarf is coming >mfw

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Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)14:10:05 No.66115007 >Be me >Decided to learn Spanish >Installed this app called Duolingo >The more you learn the more XP you gain so you can feel good about yourself >You can compare your XP with others and see yourself on the leaderboard >F--- it, might as well try >l'm a hard-working guy so it shouldn't be a problem >Start learning, not even that much, 1 hour a day >Climbing up the ranks pretty fast >Eventually I come across a user called Magnus >He's pretty high up in the ranks, has a lot more XP compared to people >Has a lot more XP than me >The game is on >Study hard, 5 hours a day >Sometimes I would almost surpass him but somehow he would gain a ton of XP in a short amount of time >He is mocking me >I know he is >I need to retain my place >This isn't even about Spanish anymore >l study even harder >Finally surpass him after days of exercising >feelsgoodman.jpg >Right now I'm first place, but I feel he won't give up so easily >He is climbing again I won't give up so easily either. I'm watching you, Magnus. I'm f------ watching you.

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: Anonymous 11/11/21(Thu)16:30:14 No.159019347 the last airbender.png 356 KB PNG >Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you >Become highest grossing film of all time >Promise a million sequels and deliver zero >Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie >Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue

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: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)19:13:42 No.857078125 my life is oficially ruined guys, I'm typing this from some f------ park l'm sleeping in. I'm too afraid to go back home, my family probably hates me now > thought i was home alone > decide to enjoy myself, it's been like a 122 KB JPG week since my last j------- session > grab my Mia Malkova fleshlight, my 10 inch rubber BBC and my nipple clamps > take the fattest f------ bong rip ever, and begin the preparations to f--- my anus > ffw a few minutes and im naked with a giant ruber c--- up my ass, f------ my fleshlight, and watching blacked > as i get closer to c------ i start moaning loud as f--- > F--- MY WHITE BUSSY DADDY > grandma hears me and comes into my room right as i'm busting a nut breaks down and cries right in front of me > cry too, say sorry > tells me to grab my things and get the f--- out > run what do i do now? I have no job, no friends, and probably no family now 51 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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O Anonymous 08/05/21(Thu)09:52:45 No.21776907 ► >>21776923 >>21776935 >>21777562 >>21777570 Can you get into legal trouble if you r---- someone in self defense? O Anonymous 08/05/21(Thu)09:55:24 No.21776935 ► >>21777122 >>21777142 >>21776907 (OP) >r---- someone in self defense op how the f--- do you do that O Anonymous 08/05/21(Thu)10:13:30 No.21777122 > >>21777165 >>21777201 >>21777247 >>21777261 >>21777298 >>21777455 >>21777531 >21777592 >>21777641 >>21778521 >>21776935 >21 1 year old guy >going to last year in uni living in dorm >roommate with same person for 3 years >he comes out as an hrt femboy about 2 years ago >whatever dont care hes usually cool and i grew up around a liberal family >for the past few months he's been a noisy f--- and constantly playing music and stuff >tell him to lower the noise and at first he would listen but in the past few weeks he's been giving me a massive attitude about it, probably the female hormones >trying to study hard before the next school year so i can graduate next year with high GPA >he keeps blasting s----- pop music and dancing to it in dancing boots or something >go to his room and tell him to turn it down >he yells at me that im a c--- and to stop bossing him around and to f--- off because he's filming a video for tiktok or something >tell him >he refuses and screams some s--- at me lacting to turn it off because im studying >argument escalates into a fight >he is much weaker than me i guess because of the hormones so he grabs a mall ninja tier knife off his desk >wrestle him to the ground but he is still trying to stab me >trying to pin him down on his stomach but cant get a good position because he is trying to kick me and cut me >realize that he was wearing a short skirt and so i stick two fingers up his butthole >he screams but immediately stops fighting and drops the knife >not really sure how but my pants came off and i started f------ him Pnes too weak to >keep going push me off while he makes |begs >he's too and me to stop but im too angry to even think pathetic girly noises and trying to kick at me until i c-- inside him >c-- so hard it actually hurts and can feel my d--- throbbing inside him, he whimpers every time it does >some of it gets on his back and around him >post nut clarity kicks in, he is laying in a puddle of my c-- and realize what I did >run out without even wiping off my d--- grab my phone and run for it >typing this from other side of campus s------- myself /Igbt/

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: Anonymous 01/04/18(Thu)16:26:44 No.755831532 >Be me >Be walking down the street >Middle of the night >Look down >Realize the ashphalt is actually black sand >It's bubbling >Try to run >Slowly start sinking >Hear chanting >"Somebody once told the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed" looped >w--.exe >Chanting gets louder as my head gets closer to being engulfed >Screaming for it to stop >Wake up as my phone alarm is singing "AllStar but it's just the first two lines" >Bed is f------ soaked by my sweat >Changed my alarm to a normal beeping one ever since

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