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Anonymous | 866085718 30 mins. ago >in the carribbean >won $1500 at casino >stupidly brag about it to other tourists >bartender offer me a shot to celebrate >take it >was completely sober >realize it's been spiked >I know the feeling because I take ghb recreationally >not many people know that when you have a small dose of GHB it actually makes you way more energetic rather than knocking you out >you also gain tolerance to the stuff VERY fast >so for me, a large dose is relatively small due to tolerance >decide to go to hotel room as to not make a scene once this fully kicks in (and it kicks in fast) >walking to room and notice the bartender and another female wearing the hotel polo shirt following me >pretend to be stumbling around, clinging to wall >get to room >notice they stop it from completely shutting and thus locking >the man and the woman enter >i flop belly first onto the bed and jump up to my feet like it's a trampoline >continue jumping while shouting "whooooo" over and over again like im rick flair >the female nopes out >the guy still thinks he can roll me >he takes a couple of gingerly steps towards me like he's not too sure if he wants to do it >l jump off the bed and run at him >whooooo >shove him offensive lineman style into the wall >framed picture falls and breaks >he opens door and tries to escape >whooooooooo and do the same thing again like I'm lead blocking for a dive right, but this time he hits the wall in the hallway as I shoved him through doorway >he scampers off >about a half hour later I'm kicked out of the hotel and have to stay at some cheap one for the rest of the trip 1 REPLY

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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