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File: Spoiler Image (11 KB, 315x216) Anonymous 09/17/18(Mon)18:44:05 No.48188606 >>48188660 > go to new school > there's a qt 3.14; 10/10 in my class > too shy to talk to her > after weeks of mental preparation I decide to try and strike up a convo > go up to her after class > she doesn't tell me to f--- off > our conversation is actually going nicely > ok no, this is too good to be true, isn't it? > "So, Anon, would you like to go and talk some more at my house this evening?" > h-------- what > "W-well, I'm free, so, uhhh, yeah, that would be nice" > have to hold myself back from screaming from excitement > ffw to evening > arrive at her house > she looks amazing > we start to talk for a little bit > I'm in love > this girl is so f------ perfect > after some time, I ask her what country she would like to visit the most > "I think Sweden" > "But it's socialist" | say, jokingly > "I knowl That's why it's so amazing! > oh no >I know what's gonna happen now > the ground begins to shake > we can hear something approaching her house really fast > suddenly, one of the windows breaks > Ben Shapiro flies in and kicks her in the head > she starts screaming > Ben grabs her and throws her at the wall with incredible strength > she dies on impact >I stand there in shock > Ben Shapiro turns to me and gives me the look from pic related > "Another libtard pwned" >I c-- in my pants > that's the last time I saw him

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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