Anon went political | /r/Greentext
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![File: download.png (7 KB, 203x249) Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)09:41:25 No.859035373 [Reply] > be 11 years old me > taking a poop and it is really smelly > "umm but how much more smelly would it be if I age it" > waited until mommy was not home, took a s--- inside a big bottle. >i have heard milk is also smelly if you age it. > took some milk and poured it in > creativity started > putted in a pickle > added some honey > took a few rocks from the garden > added some salt and fish > after a few days it becomes really smelly and even though the bottle is closed you can smell it > my parents found the bottle > they beated my ass for doing so > 3 years later, I am still thinking about it every time I drink from a bottle Mfw I could have been a great milkshake chef if my parents were good](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/236/027/499.jpg "Anon’s milkshake bring all the girls to the yard | /r/Greentext")
![0/0/1/5 [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ U Auto] File: R14kkDj.jpg (35 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 01/27/18(Sat)08:28:38 No.758119595 ► >Be me, dreaming >l am a dude, and I donate some sperm >You j------- into a cup in a large concrete hall with no doors, but walls kind of like a bathroom stall >After that dream is over, I have a dream about us being at war with Mexico, and then have another dream >Be me >A female, donating whatever they expel when they get off >l go into the female concrete hall, and begin to j------- >I look down and see that I actually have a penis when I didn't before >Realize I am a trap >One of the nurses notices and hangs close by, not saying anything to prevent unsettling anyone, I guess >I rub my skin with my d--- tucked, and make really bad fake moaning sounds, and body shudders >Look at a p--- magazine that's open on the ground while doing this >Another nurse walks over and crosses her arms. >l pretend to pass out and my d--- flops out, before the nurses shake their heads and carry away a container of discharge >A GUI pops up, saying I can press A to continue the game in a third world country >l press A and eventually end up being a girl being r---- by some anime- looking girl in Japan >I wake up >Confused](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/235/954/881.jpg "A normal night of sleep for /b/ | /r/Greentext")
