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No.60880071 8 minutes ago a53.jpg JPG 74.3 KiB 737x758 >overheard normie roastie neighbour refer to me as "that fat loser" for no f------ reason other than her being an uppity c--- >'accidentally' ran over her ugly f------ cat with my Ford F-150 this morning Anybody else fighting the good fight? 2 replies No.60880138 1 minute ago >>60880071 (OP) i didnt leave my house outside of getting some groceries for almost a year now i dont have to fight for now OP, but keep it up you are doing gods work No.60880146 22 seconds ago 124124512515.jpg JPG 7.8 KiB 196x250 >>60880071 (OP) >NOT THE HECKING GOOD BABY BOY KITTY KAT >NOT THE FRIKIN POOR KITTERINO WHY YOU HITTERINO HE WAS BASEDINO

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)23:44:01 No.838359702 >be me >30 y/o now >grew up without a father >mom used to make me dinner and we would watch king of the hill >always admired hank hill >begin to model my life after him 51 KB PNG in my 20s >have this thing where i ask myself "what would mr hill do" when important decisions come up >generally works out for me >saved me from some costly mistakes thru life >dedicate myself to working hard through my 20s >had plenty saved before covid >multiple high risk factora like asthma >able to go on extended leave without much to worry about >just bought a propane grill Are you proud of me dad?

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: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)08:27:03 No.865283781 >be me >most people around my town are f--- that hate spiders >only person on my block not scared of spiders >spiders live in my room >mfw no fly or moth pisses me off again because spider bros cleaned them up >mfw I dont have to worry about bugs again Pepe and fren. 96 KB PNG When will you take the spider pill /b/ros 1 Reply View Thread

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/fit/izen makes a friend at the gym | /r/Greentext

/fit/ made me gay Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)08:28:56 No.64073221 ► >>64073233 >>64073260 >>64073274 >>64073303 >>64073329 >>64073333 >>64073396 >>64073410 >>64073411 >>64073441 >>64073443 >>64073444 >>64073494 >>64073620 >>64073644 >>64074882 >Go to gym regularly >Mostly in weights section but starting a cut so more cardio >There's a bunch of cute cardiobunnies I like to perv on when I get the chance >There's also this twink regular who works out with the girls so I see him often when checking them out. >One day after heavy squats >Getting in some cardio on treadmill >Sweaty as f--- >Twink comes in and starts on the treadmill next to me >Starts conversing with me, seems cool likes vidya and anime >As I'm finishing up he says he lives close by >"We should have a protein shake and play some street fighter" >Naive me says sure thing >We get to his Apartment, it's spotless >"sit down on the couch and put something on, l'll make the shake" he winks and grins at me >He makes us a shake with fresh bananas in a blender and pours us each a glass >l put on some random Netflix trash >Sitting on the couch with him just watching the show and drinking a delicious shake >Upturn my glass to get all that protein >End up with a milk mustache >Twink smiles and says "let me get that" uses his thumb to wipe off my moustache and sucks his thumb while looking deep into my eyes. >Ended up f------ him on that couch. Never went to his apartment again but regularly saw him in the gym after that with the biggest s--- eating grin every time, I think he told the cardiobunnies too as they started giggling and smiling around me as well.

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Anonymous 03/03/21(Wed)20:09:28 No.25090077 File: thefuck.jpg (23 KB, 237x215) >black guys all have big cocks >based on what? >all of them have big cocks in p--- check it out >white guys have big cocks in p--- too >yeah but that's p---, not real life ??????????

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/b/865513180/ 3h (10/25 12:08) · 865513180 54 Re · 9 Img · JPG 26KB · (400 × 388) 25 Replies >Brushing my teeth regularly >Showering more >Stopped drinking coffee >No more whiskey >Threw away my cigarettes >Waking up earlier >No more junk food >Learning how to cook >Gonna apply for a job soon I'm gonna make it bros. •..

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: Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)17:27:37 No.865512357 does anyone else act as if their body has autonomous parts with their own personality? >in bathroom >massive s--- 231 KB PNG >start wiping >5 full minutes of wiping later there is still poop on toilet раper >angrily say to my a------ that if that's the way he wants to be then fine, he can stay itchy and s----- today >tell him that we'll see how funny it is in a few hours >leave a-anyone? : Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)17:30:06 No.865512399 >>865512357 (OP)# No because I'm not insane or retarded

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