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/fit/ made me gay Anonymous 10/25/21(Mon)08:28:56 No.64073221 ► >>64073233 >>64073260 >>64073274 >>64073303 >>64073329 >>64073333 >>64073396 >>64073410 >>64073411 >>64073441 >>64073443 >>64073444 >>64073494 >>64073620 >>64073644 >>64074882 >Go to gym regularly >Mostly in weights section but starting a cut so more cardio >There's a bunch of cute cardiobunnies I like to perv on when I get the chance >There's also this twink regular who works out with the girls so I see him often when checking them out. >One day after heavy squats >Getting in some cardio on treadmill >Sweaty as f--- >Twink comes in and starts on the treadmill next to me >Starts conversing with me, seems cool likes vidya and anime >As I'm finishing up he says he lives close by >"We should have a protein shake and play some street fighter" >Naive me says sure thing >We get to his Apartment, it's spotless >"sit down on the couch and put something on, l'll make the shake" he winks and grins at me >He makes us a shake with fresh bananas in a blender and pours us each a glass >l put on some random Netflix trash >Sitting on the couch with him just watching the show and drinking a delicious shake >Upturn my glass to get all that protein >End up with a milk mustache >Twink smiles and says "let me get that" uses his thumb to wipe off my moustache and sucks his thumb while looking deep into my eyes. >Ended up f------ him on that couch. Never went to his apartment again but regularly saw him in the gym after that with the biggest s--- eating grin every time, I think he told the cardiobunnies too as they started giggling and smiling around me as well.

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