Anon finds a dead body | /r/Greentext
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![File: SerbianChad.jpg (299 KB, 778x1079) Anonymous 10/19/21(Tue)16:41:02 No.865236734 [Reply] >>865236827 > Be Serbian farmer living in Gjilan, Kosovo > Bi-curious itch > Decide this time to go big or go home > Bring a 0.5L glass beer bottle with me in the field cos that's not suspicious > Drink the beer > Prop the empty glass bottle on a stick and sit on it > Slides in, feelsgoodman.jpg > Push to get the whole thing in > OH S--- IT BREAKS > 1man1jar.mp4 > Try to get it out but it just causes more bleeding > Have to go to the hospital > But what to tell them when they ask what happened? > GOTTA THINK FAST > Blame it on two random unknown Albanian guys > They call in the YU army colonel > He is not buying it > Decide to come clean and confess what happened > For some reason they still send more experts to see what happened > Mixed conclusions from experts > Decide to stick with forced insertion story because NOHOMO > MFW it starts worsening ethnic tensions > MFW it leads to Srebrenica genocide > MFW it leads to another war on Kosovo > MFW tens of thousands civilian casualties](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/229/552/b1f.png "Anon does a bit of trolling | /r/Greentext")
