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: Anonymous 01/02/19(Wed)08:14:43 No.788894136 >be me >demi-chad >decent body but personality of an autistic shoebox >can't talk to women because of it 81 KB JPG >be going to gym as per the usual before work >arrive at gym >"wow there's a lot of cars here" >go inside >ohmyfuck.jpg >400lbs tendie lords all over the f------ place >clogging every treadmill >clogging every weight bench >at least 12 of them just sitting in locker room drinking Gatorade and protein shakes >whatever >go to front of gym to use dumbbells >as I finish doing curls I here a loud >CRACK >turn and see a human shrek hit the floor with the force of 10,000 double d back t--- >run over to help him off the floor and out of the wreckage of the Bench >f--- this I'm out >go get dressed for work and on my way out >see the receptionist beset upon by at least 14 of these goodboys I f------ hate the January.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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