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: Anonymous 10/20/21(Wed)22:30:18 No.865300402 >>865294273 # >be me >in basic training >mail time >drill sergeant inspects every package to make sure there is no contraband 181 KB JPG >my name is called >ohshit.jpeg >my first letter >can't believe somebody actually sent me something >expecting a letter from mom or something >it's a thick letter from my friends back home >uh oh >drill sergeant opens the letter and dumps out the contents because he's an a------ >out pours streams of gay bara and trap p--- and hentai on photocopy paper >a never ending stream >everyone looking in shock, comrades laughing like hyenas >drill picks up the main letter and reads it aloud >"hey anon, you told me in your last letter that you were fantasizing about the cute boys in your platoon and thought you might like some material to hold you over, enjoy XOXO" >i am horrified >platoon mates are howling >even the drills are laughing their asses off >have to throw away the p--- because it's contraband >rest of basic get called "jigglypuff" by the drills because it sounds gay and it catches on to the rest of the company

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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