Slip 'N Slide | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)01:36:52 No.864736552 >be me >married >don't get as much sex as l'd like >only private area to masturbate is in the bathroom 9 KB JPG >prefer to c-- into the tub so I can just spray all over >usually just leave it in the tub because I know I'll shower the next morning anyway >one night, wife decides to shower about 10 minutes after I unloaded >hear slip followed by scrambling, then weird mumbling >go in to check on wife >she slipped and literally cracked her head open >I can see part of her brain, not even joking >she's making noises but not saying any real words >call a amberlamps and get her to the hospital Later >wife is back home but paralyzed on one side of her body >is relearning to talk and has all kinds of anger problems >s---- her pants and has seizures now >mfw my wife slipped on my tub c--

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1284px x 1513px)

File size: 179 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,692 Images

Moar:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes