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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 09/25/21(Sat)15:40:04 No.24982113 >walking with my boyfriend >we walk past these sorority looking Kardashian clone looking girls >l ask my boyfriend if he finds girls like that attractive 107 KB JPG >His f------ response: "if I could attract girls like that I wouldn't be with you" >He refuses to apologize >I tell him if he doesn't take that back he's not getting sex >He just shrugs and says "ok" >Still isn't saying sorry Why are men like this?

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: Anonymous 09/25/21(Sat)13:45:48 No.65518682 >be a delivery expert at Dominos >working an opening shift on a weekend >get the first order of the day >get to the house and a guy answers the door >he's a fat 60 year old wearing a thong >god damn it I hate this job >try to act like it doesn't phase me and go through with the 46 KB PNG transaction >he wants to pay with a credit card >S--- >l have to call the store and give them the card number because this gay d------ didn't pay when he ordered >call the store and start the process >"Sir, l'll need your card" >he smiles a toothless grin and says "Just a sec" >M------------ TURNS AROUND AND BENDS OVER TO GET HIS CARD OUT OF HIS SHOE >try to act like nothing is happening but l'm screaming internally >"Here you go," he says as he hands me the card >complete the transaction and don't even get a tip >that fat old man's hairy a------ will haunt me for the rest of my life

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: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)23:53:43 No.863507749 >be me >With gf of 8 months >sexytime.mp4 >tell her I want try being demeaned >she laughs and agrees >calls me a worthless p------------ while jacking me off 8 KB JPG Never been more hard in my entire life. Am I a degenerate? : Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)23:54:20 No.863507777 >>863507749 (OP) # n---- balls

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