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I just noticed something about the new mario movie voice cast I just noticed something about(...) 09/26/21(Sun)00:10:39 No.572275325 ANYA TAYLOR-JOY CHRIS PRATT "PEACH" "MARIO" JACK BLACK "BOWSER" CHARLIE DAY "LUIGI" DK SETH ROGEN KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY "DONKEY KONG" TOAD" 372.png 1.77 MB PNG >Only black person in the cast is dubbing an entire race of servants Are Illumination and Miyamoto secretly based???

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)23:53:43 No.863507749 >be me >With gf of 8 months >sexytime.mp4 >tell her I want try being demeaned >she laughs and agrees >calls me a worthless p------------ while jacking me off 8 KB JPG Never been more hard in my entire life. Am I a degenerate? : Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)23:54:20 No.863507777 >>863507749 (OP) # n---- balls

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