Anon played himself | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

>be me >in uni >lazy, unmotivated and stupid >gpa low enough that I get warnings to improve >parents promise me a car if I at least get decent grade by end of semester 26 KB PNG >already had a test coming up (supposed to be yesterday) that I didn't study for so decide to concentrate all my time to it >day before exam realise there's no way to finish studying and ace the test >dream of car fades away >idea.png >the professor uses Dropbox like site from uni to give us updates and let us upload our assignments but doesn't show who uploads >pretend to be professor and upload word file saying "test postpone till further notice" >most students read that and didn't go to the test, prof cancels it >today walk in class couldn't stop smiling thinking maybe I'm not so stupid and no matter what I'll find a way, even day dream of telling my crush one day of my genius misadventure >sit down and prof walks in with a grin wider than mine, IDontLikeThis.jpeg >mfw the prof says that the word file has the author name as one of the students in class and wants to see "them" tomorrow in his office rather than say the name out loud in class so trips decide how I die

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1242px x 1874px)

File size: 240 KB

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

View All 43,684 Images

More:

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes