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: Anonymous 09/17/21(Fri)22:21:43 No.863308148 >be me, 26yr old kisslessvirgin >2am >in bed, can't sleep >hear some sort of moaning in the apartment building next door >it's either a kid playing vidya or neighbors f------ 67 KB JPG >decide to roll my dice >furiously masturbate to the unthinkable things that might be happening in a bed next door >finish up >"mommy please come clean me up" >mfw it was a child >mfw I beat off to some kid taking a s--- %3D Why I am like this ffs I just want to be a normie sometimes

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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54m (9/18 11:36) · 65426090 1 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 659KB · (1284 × 893) 1 Reply E EYIL W I'm 31 And Have No Friends (Emotional I'm Sorry) 749K views · 5 months ago #camelot331 #youtube #emotional >26 >have really cute 19 year old interested in me >could lose my virginity and get a cute girlfriend >all I have to do is say yes >rather fantasize a life with a girl I met online who is filled with psychological issues and nowhere near as cute as her Even my 16 year old brother tells me I should just get a girl to have sex with casually every now and then. I just can't, I need to be able to relate to her, or have some sort of connection, I can't just have sex with a girl because she's attractive, I want someone who means something to me, I want someone to love.

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Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)03:55:37 No.524690610 >>524689702 # >Working at EB games >Mother and her son come in looking to buy new Cawwaduuty >Son brings game to the counter, I say "I'm going to need see your ID" >Kid looks at me and says, "Why? Theres barely any blood and I cuss all the time" >Still gonna need to see that ID >Looks at me like I'm a f----- >Calls his mother over, I tell her "Miss, are you aware that your son is trying to buy a game for ages 17+?" >Mother takes the game and grabs Sonic 06 from discount pile. >"how is this game?" she asks me >l say "It's one of the best games of the generation, I highly encourage your son to buy it." >Son is furious and knocks over our empty box stands for consoles. >Yells at mother, she still buys him sonic 06. >Mfw I sold her little 13 year old sonic 06 and he probably hates me to this day

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Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 275 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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: Anonymous 09/17/21(Fri)22:21:43 No.863308148 >be me, 26yr old kisslessvirgin >2am >in bed, can't sleep >hear some sort of moaning in the apartment building next door >it's either a kid playing vidya or neighbors f------ 67 KB JPG >decide to roll my dice >furiously masturbate to the unthinkable things that might be happening in a bed next door >finish up >"mommy please come clean me up" >mfw it was a child >mfw I beat off to some kid taking a s--- %3D Why I am like this ffs I just want to be a normie sometimes

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