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Relationship with a giri with (..) 09/18/21(Sat)09:02:47 No.65425487 >Asperger girl, super high IQ, hard working >she is weird due to Asperger >Still dream girl because same type of brain wiring >her ideas complete my own and 796 KB PNG vice versa >dates and texting continue after a month >she has no bf >still does not want to get physical what do lads? Is this a lost cause? I have never had this connection to a girl before, had 3 gfs before and while they were ok smart, I couldn't talk about the same type of stuff with them. How do I eventually make her my gf? 49 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon trolls a kid at work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/14(Thu)03:55:37 No.524690610 >>524689702 # >Working at EB games >Mother and her son come in looking to buy new Cawwaduuty >Son brings game to the counter, I say "I'm going to need see your ID" >Kid looks at me and says, "Why? Theres barely any blood and I cuss all the time" >Still gonna need to see that ID >Looks at me like I'm a f----- >Calls his mother over, I tell her "Miss, are you aware that your son is trying to buy a game for ages 17+?" >Mother takes the game and grabs Sonic 06 from discount pile. >"how is this game?" she asks me >l say "It's one of the best games of the generation, I highly encourage your son to buy it." >Son is furious and knocks over our empty box stands for consoles. >Yells at mother, she still buys him sonic 06. >Mfw I sold her little 13 year old sonic 06 and he probably hates me to this day

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Anon does a little late night trolling | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)04:47:52 No.63192366 Anyone else like to do a little trolling? Tell us about a moment when you epicly trolled someone 275 KB PNG 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)05:27:02 No.63192652 So what I would do is go on snapchat, add random people, and just be a general d---. >Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away >"I'm here, where you at n----?" >"I've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself" >keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight >tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago >send him a picture of my penis and call him a f-----

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: Anonymous 09/18/21(Sat)09:19:01 No.863327458 image_2021-09-18_101732.png 644 KB PNG >I CATCH YOU POSTING ONE MORE LOLI THREAD CHRISTOPHAH YOU LITTLE F--- AND I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS BEAT 6 WAYS TO F-----' SUNDAY

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Anon calls out Saint Davis | /r/Greentext

1h (9/18 12:36) · 83431915 1 Re · O Img JPG 67KB (640 × 480) 1 Reply 06 21 2017 >genius >didn't know he could Ctrl+Z in gedit when he accidentally deleted something and thought he had to retype it all •..

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Anonymous E 05/03/21(Mon)17:24:58 No.14 >Fall asleep on my keyboard >Poles in the thread agree with me 62 KB JPG

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Anon watches Storage Wars | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)05:58:00 No.154885744 Barry.jpg 43 KB JPG >I got a good feeling about this locker, 10 billion dollars! >It's all f------ junk. >>154886006 # >>154886283 # >>154886324 # >>154886327 # >>154887247 #

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Anon is a nice guy. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/18/21(Sat)09:41:14 No.65424300 [Reply] >>65424380 >>65424436 >>65425 >be me >solid 7/10, nice guy. I have a job working at a horse farm so im tan and pretty fit >work out daily, adhere >shower everyday, a normal functioning member of society >still have suicidal thoughts everyday and thoughts about killing others >have a girlfriend, regularly have women confessing to me a strict schedule >turn almost all of them down >make good money and have loyal and good friends >still have suicidal thoughts everyday and thoughts about killing others >people tell me I'm very charismatic and assertive >people tell me I'm very smart >last week a dude said l'm one of the most interesting people he's ever met >still have suicidal thoughts everyday and thoughts about killing others Guys what's wrong with me. This is the first time I've posted here so sorry if I'm off-key or something

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14h (9/17 23:38) · 83423798 94 Re · 3 Img JPG 87KB (1280 × 720) 16 Replies >fell for the college isn't important meme

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File: Pepe Cry.jpg (93 KB, 1080x1046) O Anonymous 09/17/21(Fri)19:22:55 No.863273892 [Reply] >>863274527 >be me >be depressed and self conscious about being skinny and weak as f--- >decide to join weight lifting class first year of highschool because you guys said it would make my life better >mfw i can barely lift the bar >míw the guys next to me snicker when i dont do all the reps F--- you anons you lied to me

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Relationship with a giri with (..) 09/18/21(Sat)09:02:47 No.65425487 >Asperger girl, super high IQ, hard working >she is weird due to Asperger >Still dream girl because same type of brain wiring >her ideas complete my own and 796 KB PNG vice versa >dates and texting continue after a month >she has no bf >still does not want to get physical what do lads? Is this a lost cause? I have never had this connection to a girl before, had 3 gfs before and while they were ok smart, I couldn't talk about the same type of stuff with them. How do I eventually make her my gf? 49 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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