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Anonymous 04/19/14(Sat)21:46 No.240360246 File: 1291080084888.jpg (116 KB, 336x333) >>240 60 408 >>240360968 >>240364706 >>24 >24 >Mom is mad as s--- because the phone bill skyrocketed sincel discovered dial up >Anon, you can only connect 1 hour a day >Used the hour playing Starcraft 1 AM Homy Craving for glorious online fap >Aww s---, I want sum p--- gifs! >Mom took the phone cable, the PC is in the living room, 2 meters from phone jack >Brainstorm a plan >Steal foot long cable from phone >PC rest on top of some weird desk with no wheels >GOTTA BE SILENT >Slowly slide a blanket under the desk >Very carefully, very slowly slide PC and desk across livingroom >Half an hour later, PC is close enough to phonejack d toilet paper and scotch tape ule modem speake t chene >14.4 Kbps, 25 minutes later, fapping furiously in the middle of the living room Hear a noise behind me >Pull up pants >Trip with phone cable >CPU falls from desk, horrible metal noises everywhere Mom and dad rush in >PC is frozen, fullscreen JPG of some hairy girl sticking a carrot on her p---- >PJs on floor, ass up >Is dad's Work PC >DAD GOES BERSERK HEAR A BATTLECRY >mfw my dad kicked me so hard in the ass i got hemorroids

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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