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Anonymous 04/19/14(Sat)21:46 No.240360246 File: 1291080084888.jpg (116 KB, 336x333) >>240 60 408 >>240360968 >>240364706 >>24 >24 >Mom is mad as s--- because the phone bill skyrocketed sincel discovered dial up >Anon, you can only connect 1 hour a day >Used the hour playing Starcraft 1 AM Homy Craving for glorious online fap >Aww s---, I want sum p--- gifs! >Mom took the phone cable, the PC is in the living room, 2 meters from phone jack >Brainstorm a plan >Steal foot long cable from phone >PC rest on top of some weird desk with no wheels >GOTTA BE SILENT >Slowly slide a blanket under the desk >Very carefully, very slowly slide PC and desk across livingroom >Half an hour later, PC is close enough to phonejack d toilet paper and scotch tape ule modem speake t chene >14.4 Kbps, 25 minutes later, fapping furiously in the middle of the living room Hear a noise behind me >Pull up pants >Trip with phone cable >CPU falls from desk, horrible metal noises everywhere Mom and dad rush in >PC is frozen, fullscreen JPG of some hairy girl sticking a carrot on her p---- >PJs on floor, ass up >Is dad's Work PC >DAD GOES BERSERK HEAR A BATTLECRY >mfw my dad kicked me so hard in the ass i got hemorroids

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 04/19/14(Sat)21:46 No.240360246 File: 1291080084888.jpg (116 KB, 336x333) >>240 60 408 >>240360968 >>240364706 >>24 >24 >Mom is mad as s--- because the phone bill skyrocketed sincel discovered dial up >Anon, you can only connect 1 hour a day >Used the hour playing Starcraft 1 AM Homy Craving for glorious online fap >Aww s---, I want sum p--- gifs! >Mom took the phone cable, the PC is in the living room, 2 meters from phone jack >Brainstorm a plan >Steal foot long cable from phone >PC rest on top of some weird desk with no wheels >GOTTA BE SILENT >Slowly slide a blanket under the desk >Very carefully, very slowly slide PC and desk across livingroom >Half an hour later, PC is close enough to phonejack d toilet paper and scotch tape ule modem speake t chene >14.4 Kbps, 25 minutes later, fapping furiously in the middle of the living room Hear a noise behind me >Pull up pants >Trip with phone cable >CPU falls from desk, horrible metal noises everywhere Mom and dad rush in >PC is frozen, fullscreen JPG of some hairy girl sticking a carrot on her p---- >PJs on floor, ass up >Is dad's Work PC >DAD GOES BERSERK HEAR A BATTLECRY >mfw my dad kicked me so hard in the ass i got hemorroids

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