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Okay here goes. >married five years >four years ago we bought a house together >six months later I start f------ the 369 KB JPG woman next door >wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26 >a year later neighbor gets pregnant >whoopsie >she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child >she has a good job and her family has money so l trust her on this >she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why) >wife tells me neighbor has a baby >wife goes and meets neighbor and baby >wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby >we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends >wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now >"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!" >two years ago wife gets preggo >it's a girl That was a little over a year ago. Currently: >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son >wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure" >we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us >neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still f------ her)

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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