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Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:35:23 No.65361469 >>65361488 >>65361529 >>65361729 >>65362913 >>65362920 >>65362964 >>65362986 >be me >26 years old coomer but still in love with my high school crush >haven't talked to her since then but follow her social media with a fake account to know if she's doing well >literally fantasize about her all the time >find out she got engaged and my heart got shattered into pieces >have a family in the sims where we are married and made her fiance so my sim could beat him off just to relieve some anger >she blocked my main accounts a while ago so I can't tell her how I feel before she gets married >she lives a couple of block aways so sometimes I drive in front of her house to hopefully catch a glimpse of her >usually go around the time she leaves work to see her get out of her car >imagine getting out of the car with her, holding her hand, smelling her hair >decide to send her a bouquet of flowers with a love note and signed as her secret admirer >next couple of days she hasn't posted much on social media I hope she's rethinking things. Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer U Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)12:37:29 No.65361488 >>65361469 (OP) # >coomer There's your problem unironically. Stop cooming and go nofap >I hope she's rethinking things. She isn't, dude. Get a grip on reality >Seriously thinking as coming out as her secret admirer You'd be a total retard if you did

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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